THINGS WE DIDN'T DO:
- Start The Fire
- Shoot The Deputy
THINGS WE DID DO:
- Built This City
- Shot The Sheriff
THINGS WE WANT TO DO:
- Break Free
- Hold Your Hand
THINGS WE WILL DO:
- Rock You
- Survive
-Anything For Love
THINGS WE WON'T DO:
- That
THINGS WE'RE NEVER GONNA DO:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Look, you already know the rest of this list
- I'm not gonna bother typing it all out
- Just look up the lyrics and do it yourself
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In 5 days from now he's gonna marry.
He's hopin you make it there if you can
'Cus in the ceremony you'll be the best man.
Question: Why the hell are YOU the best man instead of Harry's own brother? Who wants their *brother's* best friend as their best man?
Not only that, it’s only 5 days til the wedding. There are lots of guests, so it’s not a last minute thing. Either something big happened (not likely) or Larry is a total loser. I think it’s the latter.