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The Beef Council ad in which they promote beef as “the perfect gametime snack” for child athletes is the most demented thing I’ve seen on television this year
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The idea that this small girl child would take down not one but *two* steak wraps roughly the size of her face prior to engaging in physical activity is to me (the father of two small steak-loving girl children) fucking hilarious
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they are going leave it all out on the field
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I want to see that girl come onto the field, to the sound of breaking glass, smashing those two wraps together like Stone Cold
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Convinced that the first dish is pork
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I’m sorry, this is pork
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Pork??? But that's the other white meat!
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Fuck yeah I’m going to let other people’s kids eat food that can fall apart in my car.
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I love to help, but having other people’s kids under my care in any capacity is skressful.
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Showed up in one of my feeds for July 4:
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This made me think of a TV spot where Patrick Ewing is hooping at the playground and refuels with a carton of milk right there on the blacktop.
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And does Sam Elliott still narrate?