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Watching spy game, so good. Tony Scott ruled.

When you’re not afraid of thunder and lightning because you are the storm.

I have a 300 day streak on Duolingo, but it feels hollow because I already know Spanish.

Need more scadutree fragments.

I deleted over 100,000 emails today. Feeling like a new man.

Many people are confused by Sean O’Brien and these antics

Everyone loves the extremely Boston labor guy standing up to Republicans. [seven months later]

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

Waiting to safety observe an hvac guy and I don’t think he’s gonna show up. I already ate all my snacks.

Not a huge fan of the teamsters guy at the RNC, but I have seen a lot of guys in my own union that will cut off their nose to spite their face.

The fucked up thing about having a tween is that anytime I throw something away it could be a 45 dollar limited edition lip gloss.

A good barometer for the state of the nation is the condition of the coke freestyle machine at a Wendy’s and brother we are in trouble.

Passed my dot physical, another two years at least of me being out there terrorizing the public in a commercial vehicle.

The haters will say this is photoshopped. King of the swing baby.

Was there news? Sorry, chillin too hard.

I am become Simple Simon destroyer of worlds.

Adirondack six flags giving me big carnie related anxiety

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I’d become a rudimentary creature, chasing only one instinct and jettisoning whatever didn’t help me catch it. In sobriety, my want has swelled to fit the much-bigger me it’s contained in. I don’t want nothing anymore, I want everything.

Today @raxkingisdead.bsky.social returns with a funny and moving piece about sobriety and how you don't have to stop being a scumbag just because you stopped drinking. www.welcometohellworld.com/i-dont-want-...

I don’t want nothing anymorewww.welcometohellworld.com I want everything

You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You

Getting a haircut out of town and at first the guy was rude but then another guy came in and now we’re both mad at that guy together. Never underestimate the camaraderie building aspects of a common enemy.

It did not go well.

I’m bout to do a rope swing

Fuck this episode of guys is so good, my exact interests. Comedy classes are the biggest scam going outside of comedy contests

Apple Music suggested some Swedish metal to me, and it whips ass but I’m concerned about ties to white supremacy. Anyway, that’s my little secret for the day.

Going to some place called the scroon river tomorrow and that’s a made up name.

I don’t share every sandwich I eat, but this one is a banger.

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Dropping a couple ice cubes into the still suit to make my recovered liquids more refreshing

Me complaining to my wife when my son uses the switch all day.

I’m getting a cpap baby, time to see how the other half lives

lol that’s supposed to say when, I don’t know who the fuck Shane is

Went to the gym at 5 and at least one person said “goddamn” Shane picked up the 75 lb dumbells.