ex-sysadmin, former R&B vocalist, currently an ACS CCP® cheesemonger working in an artisan creamery and living in the high desert of rural oregon with a yeti
why yes, i *do* have twenty minutes to watch you expertly clean and restore a filthy 50-year-old turkish rug on youtube, just a sec while i throw away this microwave with a broken plastic button first
sink into your pretty shiny phone, ignore the inelegant terrible bullshit that is the modern airport process (gotta pay those shareholders! haul your own luggage, peon)
volunteering
(the kitchen complex in this hotel is thousands and thousands and thousands of square feet, and has millions of dollars in sheet pans and pots alone)
the shuttle appears to no longer exist so we're taking an expensive taxi which has 'valkyries' on the stereo and a super chill middle-aged korean driver
Its not that I don't care,
Its just that, they've been taking away our rights, our voices, stomping on, killing us poor folks living in the 'hoods
And y'all didn't believe us!
Now they comin for y'all? 🤔
I can't help... cuz I have no power. No voice, even.
So...
🤷🏽♀️💔✨
love how the future steadily eats up your life in the fractions of seconds you now have to spend spend scrolling past the useless AI-generated shit at the top of every page
literally ALL i have tomorrow is a short flight to seattle, that's it, nothing else, but i'm super excited about it and totally not in bed yet let alone fully packed lol
just did a career podcast and in retrospect am wondering how many stupid and/or very wrong things i may have said about cheese, microbiology, or history lol
my brother gave me a login to his media server and there's a 2024 ghostbusters movie i had somehow never heard about! and everybody's in it! and i'm watching it! whee!
so a pretty-specific-to-NYC movie trope is people playing chess in the park, usually old men and the occasional pretty girl, and i love it
imagine living somewhere people hang out together outside, and also know how to play a game of strategy lol
after going braless for—oh, idk, the past few years at least—i bought a bra that fits
bras are still stupid
honestly, a whole industry just to reshape some tissue with a complicated, uncomfortable garment, because we've decided man tits are fine but mammaries have to be in a sling
abs ridiculous
I’m not really worried about this upcoming election. According to MAGA Republicans, Kamela can just choose not to certify the electoral votes and Joe can be president for as many terms as he likes.
insomnia
dawn
considering getting up and making an enormous greek salad and maybe some fakorizo, or also i could wait an hour and go get breakfast at the diner, heads or tails, idk
point is: why tf am i awake gdi brain
Look who's no.2! 😁
Plus the first review is in and it's ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Seems like people like The Hammersmyth Tales. Why not see what all the fuss is about yourself. It's FREE. 👍
mybook.to/hammersmyth2#Steampunk#ShortStories
