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touch grass (or your local native equivalent)
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I can't tell if the OP is supposed to be a shitpost or not :(
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I, at least, am only posting this because I found it funny. can't speak to the writer.
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i sure hope it is cause maize is grass. as i understand it it’s true that our lawn grass is invasive but that doesn’t mean the americas didn’t have grasses naturally
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Like the whole "touch grass" meme is because it's the most common thing someone might have literally right outside their front door. Calling grass a part of white colonial supremacy is kinda ignoring that grass naturally grows everywhere on the planet except for extremely dry places.
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My only issue with grass is that people put it where it shouldn't be and then waste absurd amounts of water to keep it alive when a nicely xeriscaped property looks better for those areas.
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i dont see why people think grass looks better than clover and dandelions anyway
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This on par with the person a while back who was claiming owning dogs in urban spaces was a settler colonial act
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Yeah I was like bro I live on a prairie the grass is supposed to be there that’s literally where grass lives
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schrodinger's shitpost
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It both is and is not until I open the box and get an angry reply
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don't you know boxes are symbols of colonial oppression and when you discuss them, you're really showing how you buy into the white power structure
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White supremacy is a 4 dimensional tesseract made of fists, bullets, and grass
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i am a starving child starving to death. this is the last thing i will see. gootbye.
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RIP but I'm built different I guess.
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Lol, I know. I thought so was the "Rip, but I'm built different I guess".
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Hell yeah I remember the original as RIP your grandma but I’m built different I guess Classic post
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I couldn't remember which family member/associate was being RIPed so I paraphrased/cut that part out.
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classist to assume everyone can afford the proximity to green spaces for the grass to touch
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The irony of that person needing to touch grass more than anyone.
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Tedious but ultimately I can’t find a part to quibble with
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Grass is extremely natural and grassland ecosystems (prairie, savannah) naturally covered about 1/3 of the land on Earth. Most of our big herbivores depend on grasslands. 🦬🦓 Lawns are unnatural and bad for the environment, but lawns and grass are not the same thing.
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Lawn grass is European species and is presumably the type of grass the vast majority of people being told to touch it will find closest at hand
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Ok well we can all get behind that
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Hopefully it’ll take em longer time away from the computer to make it there and back
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whoa whoa whoa there pal, you can't go straight from this kind of deranged poasting to communing with the wilderness! it'll be a lethal psychological shock to ya! you gotta start small. touch some lawn grass. smell a rosebush. hug a tree in a park. THEN you work your way up to wild vegetation.
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