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i would straight up stop voting for a politician who made me sound this petty, stupid, small-minded and backward, but i am not a republi… actually, republicans aren’t voting for her, either.
Welcome to New Jersey, Nikki Haley. Just to make one thing clear: we don’t want you taking our turnpike, our pork roll, our bridges or our tunnels
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Call and response at Republican political rallies: DO WE RESPECT OURSELVES??? NO! WE! DON'T!
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Yes but petty, stupid, small-minded and backward is what they go in for.
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I don't get the dishwashers thing. They're like the one appliance that reduces our consumption of resources by a substantial margin.
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“…dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our dishwashers!” Alba gu bráth!!!
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That's basically what it's going to come down to right?
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Dishwashers is what they call servants in South Carolina. Long story.
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And she’s using trumps (insane) talking points. She’s just dreadful
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No, they're voting for the guy who thinks calling someone "bird brain" is some galaxy brain witticism.
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Because — when it comes to the people at the top — republicans require their childish assholes to be white men.
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Is it weird she didn’t mention guns? Are guns losing political salience or is Haley just uniquely bad at this?