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waterskiing in the willamette is certainly a choice, but who am i to spoil anyone’s 4th of july fun?
[waterskier pulls up alongside my Hinckely motor yacht*]
[makes rolling down window motion]
Excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon?
* I admit a Hinckley is a NorthEast boat and I don’t know motor boats that well or Oregon boating scene and didn’t bother googling it. So imagine whatever a fancy motorboat is in Oregon.
It’s safe to swim in, I know and I do it, but you get a decent amount of water in your mouth water skiing and I sure as shit don’t want that.
ooh, you’re gonna get some cool new superheroes for sure
My Grandpa claimed he and his brothers waterskied on irrigation canals (towed by cars driving on access roads) but he might have been pulling my leg
drunk jet ski watching is the best entertainment
