Gratliff

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We need some help in Aisle 10

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Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of my last album, Mandatory Fun. So to celebrate, this Friday I’ll be releasing a NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO!!!

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goddamn four alarm fire right here

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

That Nosferatu motherfucker was spiking the ball when Biden overtook Bernie 4 years ago. He can shut all the fucking way up.

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The real final fantasy is improving society somewhat

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Do you think when Jay Johnston gets home and excitedly tells his parents the J6 news he will trip and fall back into a wall of his mother’s knick-knacks

My expectations for Monday's ruling on presidential immunity shortly after Trump's conviction can best be summed up by my expectations back when this happened

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I will never apologize for a post

Who doesn't love to see Dale Hunter miserable

This is gonna be very stupid, and at times, very bad and very funny

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ChatGPT. Meta AI. Google Gemini. (ChatGPT screenshot via @falconryfinance.bsky.social, Meta AI screenshot via @sudo-lindenberg.bsky.social)

I don't know that Biden could have given a worst statement on the protests if he'd let Trump write it for him

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David Fisman. The other guy is a turnip.

It’s suddenly hitting me that these guys listened to “Ohio” and rooted for the tin soldiers and Nixon

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JUDGE: As for the issue of bail? ME: Bail, your honor? PUBLIC DEFENDER: Oh. You can—you can pay gems to speed up the jail timer. JUDGE: Did defense counsel not explain the gem packages yet? PUBLIC DEFENDER: *sigh* For $49.99 you get 2200 gems plus 500 free. That’s the most popular option

RIP Count Floyd, my favorite part of the Ed Grimley show.

FF7 Rebirth whipped ass. Gonna sit here and tap my foot until Reunion or whatever they want to call it comes out.

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Cartoon from 2006

Nevermind this shit. Akira Toriyama died. Might call out of work for this one.

Who is Katie Britt and why is she emoting like a struggling actress trying to break through in a 90's FMV game?

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Honestly, I grew up believing the reason we studied the Holocaust compulsively at Hebrew School was because we wanted to makes sure things like this never happened, not because we wanted to justify them.

"Israeli troops fired on a crowd of Palestinians waiting for aid in Gaza City on Thursday, witnesses said. More than 100 people were killed, bringing the death toll since the start of the Israel-Hamas war to more than 30,000, according to health officials." apnews.com/article/isra...

Palestinian deaths in Gaza pass 30,000 as witnesses say Israeli forces fire on crowd waiting for aidapnews.com Israel has vowed to continue the war until it destroys Hamas’ military and governing capabilities and returns the over 100 hostages still held by the group.

Why are you like this, the flyers

Very old Max Weinberg is breaking my late night Conan fan heart

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malaysia cannot execute ian miles cheong. it might as well try to execute rizzlessness, to execute an absence of maidens, to execute the hot dry wind becalming your nethers

many are hailing the death of ian miles cheong tonight. i have read his posts and i am here to tell you a hard truth: he has been dead for years

Fire Matt Patricia, everyone who has ever hired Matt Patricia, and any employed members of his family for good measure

Thinking deeply about what I'm seeing and just settling on "run the fucking ball, please"

Please don't let the eagles lose to a crowd being hyped up by a sex criminal carny

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Dolphin Pilot

Fuck Dallas

It's so nice to see Pete Carroll just be an objectively bad coach