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embury wasn’t a good person. if he were alive today and you showed him project 2025, he’d say, ‘not bad, but i think we can get it under 500 pages.’ but he was right about the martini: 7:1 and no stronger

thank you mr melenchon for giving france the karmic momentum it needs to win the euro

i see these nerds trying to ‘improve’ classic movie scenes by running them through some AI shit and it just feels like they want to abolish humanity

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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

tbh libs siding with socialists over nazis is a brand new development and we should celebrate it

macron will get a lot of the credit and that’s fine because he’s incredibly unhappy right now

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Best episode of TV you've ever watched.

what’s the best episode of TV you’ve ever watched

What's the best episode of TV you've ever watched

this fourth of july weekend we are also celebrating normandy 2

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idk but what i do know is you don’t have to take this from a magazine that thinks it’s a newspaper

IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?

no one really knows why the incumbency advantage exists in american presidential elections but one popular theory is that the president can get on TV whenever he wants, and it’s possible that biden is not benefiting because he does not want to get on TV

every south american anthem bangs. half of them are titled like ‘freedom or death (your death, not mine)’

ok but my flip flops are ageless

Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them. I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.

foo fighters baker street i’ll yield the balance of my time

Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?

the usually wonderful experience at the biker bar with the good brunch was unfortunately marred today by the old piece of shit who wouldn’t stop saying w—back and the three people he was talking to who didn’t shut him down

i don’t own a bottle of cachaça

i don’t mean to belabor the point but jordan pickford looks like a composite of all the guys in the unite the right march

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Bluesky will never be great until we post a football culture into existence

RIP (rest in panama)

getting really tired of watching panama make stupid passes on promising attacks

even when panama are on the attack it doesn’t look like they have the killer instinct for this matchup

love this talk about USA trying to get into CONMEBOL like it’s texas moving to the SEC

i can’t fully explain this but i think james is my generation’s lewandowski

good morning gdansk

when my dad was in college he and a friend would do a bit where one of them put some food in the dining hall microwave and the other dropped and convulsed on the ground until the timer went off, at which point he got up and pretended nothing had happened

There was this guy in college who would yell "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THEY REALLY ARE DEVILED EGGS" and then start convulsing on the ground after taking a bite if someone had them at a BBQ. It was a good bit.