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What the hell's wrong with you?
I dont know. Nothin. I believe I'll sing.

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The shipment came up from Sacramento and parked in Federal Way overnight where it was stolen. They found the truck in Kent the next day but it was empty which means somebody has an MLB fireworks display amount of explosives in their house somewhere in the greater Puget Sound area

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I've got more fireworks shenanigans news and this one is an exclusive: If you were wondering why the fireworks show at the O's v Mariners game on July 3rd was so bad it's because the truck full of fireworks for the display was stolen and they had to rush order new fireworks to replace it

My parents went into town to see fireworks after the town announced they were putting on a display but it turns out their town isn't having a fireworks display and the announcement came from a fake, AI generated website that somebody created for god knows what reason

(party rock anthem voice) every day im strugglin

Burning the roof of your mouth on some shitty pizza is the ultimate insult to injury

Wearing a big blue ribbon like a pig at the county fair only looks slightly less stupid than wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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Attaboy

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This is the only thing worth celebrating today

gay julius caesar receiving another backshot: et tu brute

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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

Controversial, but I don't think Ryan Garcia should've said all that

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Has anyone considered sending the unsealed Epstein documents to Kendrick and letting politics sort themselves out

Oh it's like OVER over for Drake huh

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What I love most about the whole beef is everyone EVERYONE has just be like "Oh thank fucking GOD, I get to hate him out loud, now"

Oh it's like OVER over for Drake huh

Happy Fourth

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right wing think tanks are making thinly veiled threats of political violence, the Supreme Court has neutralized the regulatory power of broad swaths of government, and the fate of the executive branch depends on whether the 81 year old atop it can learn to breakdance or something. Happy July 4th

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right

cloaca would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Caesar Salads are latino btw

This is the only thing worth celebrating today

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Fuck it now I'm a Maxxinist-Leninist

TIRED: I'm an American WIRED: I'm a Maxxinista

This is the only thing worth celebrating today

gay julius caesar receiving another backshot: et tu brute

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MY FIANCE LAST WEEK: Have you ever heard someone refer to hotdogs as Glizzys? It's weird MY FIANCE THIS WEEK:

Happy Fourth of July I guess

Yeah, I watch HOTD This HOTDog go in my mouth!!!

Why does this make me feel a tiny bit homesick. God

Arlington County, Virginia is also under a boil water advisory as of the evening of July 3.

Boil Water Advisory Issued for Arlington Countywww.arlingtonva.us As a precaution, Arlington has issued a Boil Water Advisory for customers across the County due to water clarity issues found at the Washington Aqueduct, the County’s source for drinking water.

This post is 3 years old and still 1,000 words long

My wife taught me to hate Mykayla Skinner 3 years ago (it wasn't hard) so now I'm going to teach Bluesky to hate Mykayla Skinner too

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Some former gymnast/current trad wife who posted a video yesterday criticizing the 2024 Olympic team and got so cooked for it she took the video down and said everyone actually misunderstood it