matt prindle

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Bought one of these for my 1993 Chevy Lumina minivan.

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living in this country is like being awake on the table

At the president’s urging, I have made the difficult decision to be united as a nation.

Another gunman. Another police officer fails to prevent it.

According to the Supreme Court, Biden is the only person in the country who’s allowed to publicly state he’s bummed the shooter missed.

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Ok fine I’ll run AS LONG AS I can continue to further the interests of the wealthy and powerful.

They’re saying the angels will let Shelly Duvall do a couple months of mental torture on Stanley Kubrick.

“Edging” is when you stand up too fast and see how many steps you can take before you faint.

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Spencer's Gifts sounds like the name of a movie about a sweet little boy who is very sick.

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*prone on the couch for so long my eye starts migrating to the other side of my head like a flounder* oh what now

Oops I accidentally bought head-canceling noisephones. Ah might as well try them out.

“I’m just a horse-faced boy-man Standing in front of a death cult Asking them to make me führer.”

Sen. Josh @HawleyMO: "Some will say now that I am calling America a Christian Nation. So I am. And some will say that I am advocating Christian Nationalism. And so I do." Christian nationalism is fascism and Nazism as politics-and hawley is a proud fascist.

Nice pants, but where do you carry your cargo?

For the grown ups we have a volleyball net and a beer cooler. For the kiddos we have little antique school desks where they can sit quietly and say prayers.

Frienemies with the sun.

“Sounds like this guy’s about to break.” - A dad to his tween child as they listen to Linkin Park

They’d better be wearing neon jelly shoes, too.

The Padres city connect uniforms are giving visceral 80’s Swatch watch vibes and I do not hate it.

I have this on a post it note on my bathroom mirror

A thing to keep in mind: no one wants to make out with an unrelenting dyspeptic.

An interesting opinion I have is that there is something a bit off about the United States of America.

Playing Eden Ring is like having a second job in Hell.

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disgraced musician and former chipmunk theodore photographed outside lax with indepedent presidential hopeful robert f. kennedy jr. and former papa john’s pizza ceo "papa" john schnatter

TRUMP’S HANDLERS: Say you’ll accept the results if it’s fair and legal. TRUMP IN HIS HEAD: I’m gonna add “good”.

*closing menu, trying to impress a table full of corporate bigwigs* Lemme get one of Ruth’s crisp steaks please.

The Hozier song where he says he can’t be with someone sweet because he drinks whiskey neat and coffee black reminds me of this:

Oh you don’t work on Sunday? The Sun’s day? So you admit you worship Helios?

That thing where clowns were showing up on cctv and ring cams at night but it’s drag queens and it’s for Pride.

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Get down here, we tipped officer Big Mac on his bun & we’re throwing stuff at him

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Dog frantically barking to go out as i decide on a brooch