HandsomeRay

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I got some caffeinated gum and I'm not sure if I'm feeling energized but it tastes bad and my mouth and throat feel funny

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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

I think the most fucked up thing I've ever done in my life was when I took a really gnarly shit in the work bathroom on my day off

These people are out here confessing to the darkest moments of their life for the privilege of coming in 8th place on masked singer

Thinking about all the times in college I’d put on “The Boys” by Dragonette to make my buddy say “uhhh you know they have a girl version right”

Want to visit the room of spirit and time but just to hang out and watch X-Files again

Sitting on the toilet getting pissed at the bad game play choices in the fake game ads

I have a piece in TOWER VOL 3: FAMILY. Non fiction p142 Is it factual? Possibly Is it true? Definitely It’s meaner than I remember it being readtower.itch.io/family All volumes of TOWER are pay what you want or free, and contributors are paid. They’re also active on Instagram as read.tower

TOWER VOL. 3: FAMILY by TOWERreadtower.itch.io An anthology with bad blood.

My wife saw the picture on the left again today and is strongly petitioning for a haircut

Love to see a deleted tweet. Love to follow a private account. Just having a fun little look

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UBI is not about giving free money to the poor. UBI is about creating a social structure so that your life and the lives of your loved ones won't be destroyed if misfortune should befall you. THIS is the framing that needs to be used.

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the year is 2035. the two remaining jobs are doordash and whistleblower assassin

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the NYPD, aided by cable news, is trying to further push the “outside agitator” narrative at Columbia the evidence? a bike lock and chain “this is not what students bring to school. this is what professionals bring to campuses.” Columbia literally sells these bike locks and chains to students

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Faculty at #UTAustin have put out a statement condemning the police violence and occupation of the campus today. They are calling for work stoppages and no classes tomorrow. #Austin #NotOurTexas

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Baltimore’s mayor responds to social media posts labeling him a “DEI Mayor.” “They really want to say the ‘n’ word,” Mayor Scott told the Baltimore Banner. “But there is nothing they can do and say to me that is worse than the treatment of my ancestors.”

Mayor Brandon Scott responds to racially-charged ‘DEI’ labelwww.thebaltimorebanner.com “We know what these folks really want to say when they say DEI mayor,” Scott told The Banner.

Somebody made a Cronenberg with the magnetic poetry

The tattoo shop has a MAME and a popcorn maker, among other things Not pictured - my wife’s matching “hate you”

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Good Guy Swen Vincke, head of Larian Studios, talking at GDC yesterday after receiving awards for Baldur's Gate 3:

I keep forgetting this is here

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If this gets 100 likes, I’ll draw Eggman in a bikini.

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Support group for balding guys called Male Pattern Ballin

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fixed it for you

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trauma dumping is when i see something scary and shit my pants

I bet at least two of the dads on the other team wanted to kill Air Bud in the parking lot

Broke: oh fuck I’m gonna come Woke: ok now let’s do a silly one

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"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.