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π’“π’π’”π’†π’Žπ’‚π’“π’š π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’”

@borgerville.com

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SPENCER (Pablo LarraΓ­n, 2021) happened to me for real

β€œbeautiful but not very bright” - vogue magazine
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amyπŸ§˜β€β™€οΈ @melatonin.bsky.social Β· 16 hr
theres only one doctor at most antarctic stations when they're overwintering and they have to get their appendix removed and stuff to minimize risk. but in the antarctic winter of 2023 the doctor at mcmurdo actually had to perform an emergency rhinoplasty on herself to look more like margot robbie
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bozone layer @snakeroot.bsky.social Β· 12 hr
Can someone venmo me 10K for plants
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friendlycatsclub @holybible.bsky.social Β· 14 hr
In weird we trust
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me Β· 14 hr
When the sleep gauge is full, you will become drowsy.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social Β· 2 days
You can fart anywhere and everyone will find it funny. Farts are the real universal language
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social Β· 17 days
just took a shit
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Cockwafina @fuckmypissy.bsky.social Β· 17 hr
Self-Harm
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cassie @its.cassie.baby Β· 4 mo
trans ppl deserve to grow old together
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JLP @jlp.bsky.social Β· 24 days
U rockin with toilet?
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com Β· 17 hr
I’m seeing into your mind and moving things around
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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social Β· 17 hr
if it were up to me there would be no crabs in buckets. they'd all be free
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perfect princess @girlcumbubbles.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
My favorite holiday is prime day
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hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social Β· 18 hr
thinking of making stickers that say wet strawberry is a punk band (willem dafoe is a member) so that people don’t get confused
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tiff :) @integrandma.bsky.social Β· 2 days
my name is doug dimmadome and i have mesodimmadoma
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bites u πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ @bitesu.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
trans people deserve $500 deposited into their bank accounts
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hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
a lot of you have been asking me for my thoughts on this and i’m finally comfortable enough to state that hollywood film producer jon peters is right to want to put a giant mechanical spider in every movie he touches
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π’“π’π’”π’†π’Žπ’‚π’“π’š π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’” @borgerville.com Β· 20 hr
stel
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social Β· a day
You should be able to drive a car through the middle of a website
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the fez @vyliadreams.bsky.social Β· a day
young lady! this is NOT advertiser friendly behavior
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LENA WIFE @nebulena.net Β· a day
website idea: place where people make funny posts or just post their β€œrandom” thoughts
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π’“π’π’”π’†π’Žπ’‚π’“π’š π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’” @borgerville.com Β· a day
im jealous of hello kitty because she gets to be a cloud
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hello kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social Β· 2 days
i’m like if hello kitty was a girl was a cloud (ascended 7/15/24)
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tiff :) @integrandma.bsky.social Β· 2 days
moon dried tomatoes. takes a Hell of a lot longer but worth it for the flavor
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π’“π’π’”π’†π’Žπ’‚π’“π’š π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’” @borgerville.com Β· 2 days
did you read the vogue article about me
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π’“π’π’”π’†π’Žπ’‚π’“π’š π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’” @borgerville.com Β· 2 days
actually on bluesky we call them farts
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livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭 @mousegirl.boo · 2 days
u can fart around me, im chill with it
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✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 2 days
this account is a safe space for farting
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink Β· 2 days
getting kicked out of mensa because i fucking farted and the fart has all my IQ
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π’“π’π’”π’†π’Žπ’‚π’“π’š π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’” @borgerville.com Β· 9 mo
fart and the world farts with you
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social Β· 2 days
Searching for a new roommate: β€’Must know their way around complex tunnelling systems β€’Be confident recognising the sound of boulders and drop rolling through corridors β€’Knowledge on set up of pressure plates/blade walls a plus *(Able to scavenge eggs at a moments notice)