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Flipmode. Flipmode is the greatest.
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First they added skateboarding to the summer olympics, now they added breakdancing. What’s next, something else that’s cool?
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President Biden’s debate strategy, dropping dead on stage and being wheeled off in a coffin, is unconventional to say the least … but it might just pay off
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(momentarily removing the ether rag from my face) I think the debates are going very well
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Signing a virtual retirement card for a coworker I've never met. AI prompt was like "want me to write something for you, that's something I can do" and I clicked yes but it wanted me to create an account so I just wrote "goodbye" but I don't think it saved
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Rammstein's songs are about universal human experiences: man's inhumanity towards man, time's cruel & inexorable march forward, air show disasters, not having a mom bc you were grown in a lab, sex cannibals, being a lonely Bavarian who wants only for a woman with enormous jugs, &c
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Thinking of a world in which Shifty Shellshock didn't die a few hours after I posted this pitchfork.com/news/shifty-...
Thinking of a world in which Lost Highway was released just a few years later, and a life altering Orbital remix of Crazy Town's "Butterfly" was on the soundtrack
Shifty Shellshock, Singer of Crazy Town’s “Butterfly,” Dies at 49pitchfork.com The Los Angeles rap-rock musician was also known for the Paul Oakenfold collaboration “Starry Eyed Surprise”
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Thinking of a world in which Lost Highway was released just a few years later, and a life altering Orbital remix of Crazy Town's "Butterfly" was on the soundtrack
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a van pulled up in front of my house and the business name on the door was "Telecom Contractor" like yeah right dude
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Likes are hidden over there, now mutuals are displayed over here... boy I tell ya, it's a big day for "being on the computer"
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Quitting out of a 90's FPS. "Aw does someone want to stop pwaying the game? You piece of shit fuck you. Go ahead you fucking baby. Return to your sorry ass desktop. I guess you're too scared, pussy." I'm not scared. It's almost dinner time. I need to wash the chard.
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OK I was on the jury for the trump hush money trial and I'm ready to speak. He shit his pants every day and at one point he turned to the jury and opened the top of his skull with a small key and there was scrambled eggs in there. He pointed at the scrambled eggs, they appeared to be warm
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Animal Well just sent a document to my printer. I didn’t know I was connected to the printer. My brain hurts.
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Everybody go ahead and peel back the cover on your night pudding
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For supper i ate an entire bottle of brain enhancing pills i found in a gas station outside atlanta.
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The Sopranos was briefly in syndication on basic cable and it was weird
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This delivery vehicle STOPS for our BOYS in BLUE... and if that's SOMETHING you don't LIKE, I'll SHOOT you in the FACE with my GUN.
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An issue of Starblazer from 1985 confirms it, Dune > Star Wars. Also Steven Spielberg is involved somehow
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Dead Kennedys California Uber Alles Voice: the aurora borealis
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Self-sentenced laundry jail
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We now switch live to the inside of RFK Jr's skull moments before the debate. It appears that... yes we're getting confirmation that the worm is still alive, and looking quite handsome.
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Thank you, I will do what you tell me Thank you, I will do what you tell me Thank you, I will do what you tell me
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tapping on the precog tank trying to startle them into telling me some cool crimes
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Walton Goggins standing over me with his boot firmly planted on my neck, slicing an apple with a switchblade. "Now it seems to me... someone needs to learn their times tables." Neither one of us has any idea what he means in this scenario.