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James[topher]

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This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.

Awarded B.B. Shark and Associates best poster 3 minutes in a row.

Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaen6h4xgehg
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 14 hr
i’ve played golf before and “par for the course” is actually really good
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 13 hr
me to my best friend: i really hope you aren’t seeing any other friends rn 😡
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 13 hr
so high i thought the drive thru speaker was the voice of god
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3 hr
[walking into murder trial] damn, who died?
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Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social · 2 days
Buy one get one free calamari is squid pro quo
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 2 hr
might audition when they finally greenlight Naked & Confused
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marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 13 hr
sorry I ate all the pussy
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2 hr
who up having the posture of a shrimp
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3 hr
picking up hot men* at the farmer's market *cute dogs
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 2 hr
really thankful for my eyelids because without them i would have to look at all the things that offend me
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12 hr
You OK, pal? Been guzzling a lot of soups lately. Hot soups, too. It’s summer. We’re all upset about it
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futureJeff[topher]🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 3 hr
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3 hr
*cage diving to see a great white shark* I hope he likes me
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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · a day
Thinking of buying a table saw. Got some tables I want to cut in half.
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futureJeff[topher]🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 13 hr
Did I already eat a gummie? Oh well, guess we’ll find out: A Memoir
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13 hr
Jeff just ate 8 gummies in a row i think he’ll be chill
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 13 hr
if autocorrect were a tiny little leprechaun in my phone i’d be more apt not to hate it
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✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13 hr
gonna go touch grass (alcohol) at the bar & this will very likely be me tomorrow
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MC SpatialKimtamine[topher] @kimmalien.bsky.social · 14 hr
Life is a series of hallucinations
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 13 hr
me to my best friend: i really hope you aren’t seeing any other friends rn 😡
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James[topher] @tarnation.bsky.social · 13 hr
so high i thought the drive thru speaker was the voice of god
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Holly Brolightly @hollyholightly.bsky.social · a day
have enough friends. need a nemesis
Sexually Suggestive
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14 hr
If you play Lord of the Rings backward, it becomes a very elaborate ad for Kay Jewelers
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Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social · 14 hr
Overheard my bf talking to his mom and when she asked if he’s dating, he said “No, I’m seeing someone,” so now I don’t know if he’s actually my bf or I’m just visible to him
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 14 hr
girl who can’t watch your nut video bc of her severe allergy
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · a day
if you send a smiley face in a work email I will make you cry
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · a day
silica gel pop rocks, is this anything?
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futureJeff[topher]🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 14 hr
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19 hr
I do all of my own stunts when I spiral out of control that’s all me
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · a day
vibes have been way off ever since finance bros didn’t understand American Psycho