I thought there *was* a zero star rating and I was just too nice to use it. I feel like this should bump up a few of my one stars to 1.5
(This article is funny you should read it)
I have become a connoisseur of half-star Letterboxd reviews for canonical five-star classics. (There is no zero star rating on Letterboxd.) Here are a few of my favorites:
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We are out of coffee. I am drinking cascara instead of coffee. It's like sitting on a riverbank when you are thirsty... Adjacent to the solution but useless
Thinking of the (now deceased) mentor who kept badgering me to to go law school, and how I would counter that it would be like getting a degree in the dodo bird.