Pretty Good Mike

Pretty Good Mike

@prettygoodmike.bsky.social

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I don’t mind getting rejected in any way but don’t you even think about rejecting my duels

drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

me after an edible and three vape hits

i decided to stop being weird and start being cool 😎

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the inside out characters in my head

The Inside Out characters in my head

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raise your hand if you’ve accidentally joined a polycule while checking out at Trader Joe’s

haha i don’t know what the fuck is going on

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What we really need around here is a good long nap

i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders

legally changing my name to “mr. comedy” and going out on the road to read my posts to sold out audiences

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Nothing in literature exasperates a reader so much as The Dingus

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In search of answers. [Checks pantry and refrigerator]

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taking a violent wet garbage crap as an official act of the president of my house

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every post is fiction and every moment of human connection is a performance lol

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im really cool and chill and widely beloved

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I went off-roading once and had about 10 orgasms.

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once i said "crat" instead of "cat" that's why i'm like this

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We used to spend hours burping Tupperware containers. You kids should have never let us olds take the wheel

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Ahhhh yes, a minor inconvenience to ruin this beautiful day.

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Hi, I’d like to report a not funny person trying to be funny. It’s cringe.

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Sorry I stared at your bulge, but it looked at me first.

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finally hook up with Mothman and it turns out he's got a cloaca :/

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Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them

happy friday homies, today’s gonna be a great day ☀️🤘

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Halfway to my goal!

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I hate waking up on a Friday thinking it's Sunday.