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Abbott and Costello breaking up because Abbott said Frankenstein deserves a bonk on the noggin

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RIP to Shannen Doherty you taught me that sometimes you gotta do the stuff that makes people call you a bitch

The Left can have a little conspiracy theory. As a treat

Gonna go do my lil comedy schtick while this shit happens around me ::cue Cabaret overture::

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This thought is my entire personality at the moment

Chappell Roan should have been born early enough to play The Bronze or at least The Bait Shop

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He signed a bill addressing Parkinson's literally yesterday. Give me your job

Breaking News: A Parkinson’s expert visited the White House eight times in eight months from last summer through this spring, according to official visitor logs. The administration has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease.

Parkinson’s Expert Visited the White House Eight Times in Eight Monthswww.nytimes.com The White House has said that President Biden has no signs of the disease and that there has been no reason to update the most recent testing, conducted in February.

Lying on the floor (Medicinal) Lying on the floor (Recreational)

"Technically there's nothing in the rules that say the President can't do crimes!" Air Bud: Supreme Court Press, coming this Fall to a theater near you

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You know how you’re always a little aware of the inevitability of death and your own mortality but you can’t think about it every day or else you wouldn’t ever be able to live your life? That’s how I feel about this election

I'm a civics nerd but there is no reason to watch this.

Just a heads up, you could be doing a rewatch of Fringe right now instead of whatever horrifying thing you all seem to be watching

If aliens someday bring us antigravity technology, I will welcome them as overlords if they'll let me use it to keep my goddamn tits off my stomach when it's 9000 degrees out

This is going to ruin the tour

I miss Nicole Cliffe's internet

I thought the curl pattern of my hair had changed with the increased % of gray hairs but it turns out I've just forgotten to use mousse for the last 5 years or so

how far? Oh I'd say between 7 and 9 Pink Pony Club on repeats, depending on how fast you walk

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Fast and the Furious vs Godzilla is unironically a good idea

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“Everyone say cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Fuck you, Theresa.”

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yea that's why it tastes so fucking good. suck my ass

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word of advice to fascists out there: whenever you see a milkshake, duck

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It used to be, if you got diagnosed with something, then lost your insurance, you couldn't be insured again. "Pre-existing conditions." I'm glad folks don't remember. I'm glad this is ancient history. But there's a *reason* it was a big deal. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-exi...

kind of weird to see the “ACA is useless” bs pop up again in 2024. it’s not great but like. y’all remember how much birth control pills cost pre-ACA???????????

Pre-existing condition - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

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People of England, your attention please. If you count yourself as an ally of trans people, here's an opportunity for real assistance. Good guide in quoted post, but do please use your own words where you can. Consultation open until 11.59pm on 25 June 2024 (BST). www.gov.uk/government/c...

We're worried about some of the proposed changes to the NHS Constitution. If like us you believe that the NHS Constitution ought to focus on inclusion not exclusion, read the guidance & then complete your consultation response: transactual.org.uk/nhs-constitu... #NHS #Trans #TransAlly #Ally #Pride

NHS Constitution: 10 year reviewwww.gov.uk

My review of Furiosa is that I came home and put on Fury Road.

"drive safe" is grammatically incorrect but it sounds better than "drive safely."

If you use a pill sorter to make sure you don't forget to take meds, it turns out you actually have to like, refill it every week

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If anyone comes here with counterexamples I'm going to shove them into a locker and explain at excruciating length how the disposability of women under patriarchy is the root of it all

I think every day of my life about how “the curse of the Best Supporting Actress” became a pop culture joke - women who exploded onto the scene with one huge hit in the 90s or 00’s, then totally dropped off the map - because we never did the math on how many of those were Miramax movies

Much has been said about Carrie Bradshaw being kind of a jerk but not nearly enough has been said about her just smoking in other people's houses without asking and getting huffy when asked not to

I don't want to wash my hair I have to wash my hair I don't want to wash my hair

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I wrote a recommendation of my new favorite show, #DeadBoyDetectives.

“Dead Boy Detectives” Season One is Unapologetically Queer – Recommendation thegeekiary.com/dead-boy-det...