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what if we convince cybertruck owners they have to season them like cast iron pans
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Vegetable oil companies are gonna love that
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We toss our pan in a hot oven to season, maybe greasing up the nerdmobile and parking it in Phoenix would be effective
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I mean, just wait for it to catch on fire on its own. It's a Tesla. It's bound to happen.
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One word: blowtorch "Nah, you can't use a heat gun, doesn't get hot enough"
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Gotta have a higher flashpoint. Fatback or bust.
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what if we convince them that warranties are woke
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You don't think Musk is going to try that himself?
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headlines: tesla innovates the entire customer/company relationship by selling all vehicles "as-is"
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Warranty service = dogpiled by stans
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don't care how it happens I just think it would be funny
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Oh my, no! If we do it, it's predictable, offensive, and classless. But if Musk does it, it's predictable, offensive, classless, AND betrayingly hilarious.
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Looking on from the side of the garage, watching another man get underneath her stainless panels, another sad man realises he has been truckolded by the leftist mind disease.
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At least the genesis cartridges aren't going to be exposed to those hazards through, y'know... casual, intended use.
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You didn’t have underwater sega parties as a kid?
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Cleaning the cartridges with benzene makes the games more fun.
I had a redundant comment to this effect before I read the warning in your picture. I also have a distinct memory of them adding "and don't blow on them" by the time I was reading this kind of warning.
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Doing the Lord's work right here.
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And they don't cost nearly $100k, even converting for inflation.
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Obviously, the right way to do it is the apply vegetable oil, burn it with a torch, scour it off, and then repeat the process three or four times method. Though, if you have access to a car oven, coating it in salt, and heating at 400 degrees, then scour, repeat. I am a car expert.
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hey what if they kept their tesla branded flamethrowers, easy peasy
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This is why you deserve the big bucks. I wonder if any of those have survived this long.
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Given what we now know about design/production issues from Tesla, are you talking about the actual devices or their owners? A flamethrower is a helluva thing to make with slipshod construction.
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Good point-- but, fortunately, Elon Musk is full of shit, so the actual "flamethrower" was an off-the-shelf brush-burner, stuffed into an airsoft shell-- with that patented Tesla build quality.
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"I swear, if you don't stop spending every weekend waxing the Cybertruck, I'm going to run it through the dishwasher (ok, car wash)!"
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Dry rubbing every truck with Himalayan salt to increase it's fuel efficiency
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The last thing the pedestrian tastes 😇
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If you’re going to make a pedestrian eat bumper, you should at least season it properly.
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Bacon grease works best.
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Imagine how many dogs would be following that cybertruck
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I think it's illegal for me to have that much hog fat in one place in San Jose
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Big “Apple Wave” vibes. We need to start mock ups of T*slas ads and shit, it can’t be hard.
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Lodge will void your warranty if you take your cast iron pan through a car wash.
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bonus points if you can convince them never to wash them with soap, would love to see Tesla bros out there scrubbing bird shit off their trucks with crunched up newspaper and rock salt
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Thinking about this, I think they might actually have a better time keeping them clean if they used one of those cast iron chainmail scrubbers instead of normal car wash things.
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what if they put that swirl pattern on them like parking garage elevators
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Maintain your Cybertruck's finish with this $7 wire brush.
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An added bonus of doing this would be a bunch of dude bros not remembering where they parked because they keep coming back to the elevator like a moth to a bright light.
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Actually now really curious to see one with a burnt linseed oil finish
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As with all steels, the best oil for corrosion protection is clove. That'll be 250 dollars a litre, please
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Cyberwok. Had to be good for *something*...