Ian Rasmussen

Ian Rasmussen

@ianras.bsky.social

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My twitter bio was better

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Has there ever been a stranger directorial run than this

It's so hot right now that the neighbour is letting his pot harvest outside to soak it in as a little treat

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Probably not something we need to cancel July 4th celebrations over, comments the mayor

Is The Bear a comedy? I don't know, but this made me laugh out loud.

Finally got a ruling on Frost v Nixon, depressing stuff

There is only good option for the closing statements for Biden to pull up here

Hair is great if you want to grow 2000 of something

I'm about to pay someone to cut between 90,000 and 150,000 of my body parts off. They're all the same body part, but I have so many of them, and that's just on my head. I can't stop them from growing so I have to pay a guy to cut them. He leaves a little behind, and I sport that, as a fashion

Still thinking about the Challengers

Not to start a panic, but roses have begun to bloom at Peninsula Park

What does it mean!?!?

Be my bear in a cage.

"Which character actor is playing that Ferengi?"

I got it. It took 2 hours but I got it. Josh Motherfucking Pais

"I'm just really happy in my headspace"

And so it begins

it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there

Get his ass hbomberguy

This post:

How many schemes have a 10,000:1 return on your investment.

Patrick Monahan

This dude was a real one, just hearing what he want to be hearing

Astonishingly, this is word for word my dating profile

You're not learning lessons Jon

scoot mcnairy in his natural state

Patrick Monahan