Ryan North: I'm about to pay someone to cut between 90,000 and 150,000 of my body parts off. They're all the same body part, but I have so many of them, and that's just on my head. I can't stop them from growing so I have to pay a guy to cut them. He leaves a little behind, and I sport that, as a fashion

I'm about to pay someone to cut between 90,000 and 150,000 of my body parts off. They're all the same body part, but I have so many of them, and that's just on my head. I can't stop them from growing so I have to pay a guy to cut them. He leaves a little behind, and I sport that, as a fashion

why do you ALWAYS have to make things weird ryan

You can’t blame Ryan for the fact that hair is freaky.

I can and I will

Good. I've been meaning to tell you that I thought you had way too many fingies

and if you don't get them removed regularly, people start to look at you as if you just washed ashore after decades on a deserted isle

Weird that so many of us just shed these body parts early on and then don't fret about them so much

MUST BE NICE

To be fair I now have more body parts growing out of my ears and other random spots

My uneven shedding of said body parts is problematic.

a dentist

that's ol' "toothy" north for ya, always shedding fangs from his great, lamprey-like maw

i used to paint mine. not one by one, that would take too long. i'd just make a sort of chemical stew, on my head, and the body parts would turn purple.

huh!

mine are slowly losing their pigmentation as I age? is this normal???

there may be toxic chemicals you can bathe in to help

side effects include being problematic, beating up loser bat persons, etc

Most of mine have just detached themselves and scampered off to parts unknown. They never write...

Wholesome body horror. Kind of your brand.

what they don't tell you is what they do with them later

Soylent green is people!!

Thank you! I’ve been saying for years that I don’t like having a stranger cut pieces of my body off, and how much I detest going to do it. And everyone said I was weird. Thanks for being a weirdo with me. :)

How /delightfully/ macabre!

Coincidentally, I had similar surgery last week. These growths sound cancerous but they tell me it's benign and the health insurance won't pay.

Hair cuts are body modification. Enjoy your cyberpunk reality

Sometimes I also like to dye my body parts various colors, to entertain.

Don’t keep counting them like that. It will only depress you.

Ryan please stop with the Elden Ring expansion spoilers, it isn't out until tomorrow.

overcursed

The ear-lowering procedure is surprisingly painless

I cut 20 body parts off regularly. They keep growing from the end of several body extensions I possess. I don't pay someone to do this, but I hear that some do, and even paint them bright colours after the fact.

you could pay a different guy to rip all those appendages out by the roots, which would delay the repeat of that surgery

Indulged in a similar activity yesterday morning.

How does the cutter reach the body parts if they're on the top of your head?

I see you're observing the strange customs of the humans. Wait till you learn about eyebrow tattoos.

Can you get us a group deal

Are they, like, little orbs?

I read this and thought it was such a good idea I did the same just recently. Well, fewer body parts. My body has lost a bunch of them naturally as I aged.

I did so last Friday and did not receive the bulk discount, fer shame.

Thanks to genetics and/or hormones, I’ve permanently shed the vast majority of those body parts myself. I have however offset them by encouraging the growth of several thousand several inches lower in roughly the same area.

That's a hairy thing, tho.

I learned during the pandemic that I can cut my own body parts off, and not just buzzing them off even though that’s how I started off. It helps that I have (1) super-straight body parts, and (2) a wife to straighten up the parts I can’t see on the back.

Such an odd fad.

May your remaining locks be healthy and carefree🙏🏽

This is a strangely weird way of describing a haircut.

The fuck?

Oh you got me…. Cutting hair… har har har….

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