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i remember again why they keep her so far from the press
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She gotta stay in the background, cause this is... Wow
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“And from that moment on, I knew it felt right to become a… cop. Yeah. See. You got me. *classic Kamala laugh*…I tried to get you but I couldn’t! That doesn’t make any sense! I need freedom so I become Cop Kamala????”
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A cop that denied trans people Healthcare and now surprise the Biden admin is walking back support for trans youth. Like just because people said something as kids doesn’t mean shit.
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I spent two decades caring for tiny humans. They do say the most ridiculous and unexpected things and also...come on. It doesn't matter if it's true it sounds absolutely manufactured and forced.
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“anyway, that’s why i grew up and became a cop”
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"You know, I always looked at my parents and saw the perfect marriage. When I was three years old, I even told them! I told them, 'A dweam within a dweam.'"
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Then she did the wakanda pose and said ruthkanda forever.
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Corn Pop turned out to be real, and I'm high, so I can rule out nothing
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wait corn pop is real?
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Yo just kill me! Just do it
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The story MY mom told me about my babyhood is that once we were walking by a cop and I said "goddamned mfing asshole pig." I was like 4 lol.
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When people ask me why I’m choosing nihilism I’m just going to send them this picture
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I... ....you remember that gif with the mechanical gorilla or whatever wherein it continues jankily turning its head and rolling its eyes as the camera pans in? ...yeah, that.
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I come from white people who, the ones who didn't become Trumpists? They eat this 💩 up and I...I just cannot, anymore.
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Don't blame you. Cause this is garbo
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Silver lining: Harris could prove to be as compulsively watchable as Trump is when he goes off on sharks vs electricity or some shit
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Would def make me watch the news more than not at all
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Alt text next time, so blind/visually impaired users can sneer with us 💙
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Whenever ppl say Biden should step down for Harris to take over b/c she's much more likable and competent I point out the many MANY instances like this one.
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A real child would say “I’m hot and I want to go home” assuming every part of this is manufactured, changing the quote to this is both funny and relatable.
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Exactly. Scores points across space and time, lowkey
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I'm going to get in trouble if I keep laughing this hard at work 😂😂