Sarah Parcak, Book Writing Madness: I've said Atlantis isn't real across multiple forms of media and I get a steady stream of angry men emailing me maps with dots on them going ITS EVIDENCE LOOK and I am very, very sorry you were born with tiny pe...rspectives. Go pray on it.

I've said Atlantis isn't real across multiple forms of media and I get a steady stream of angry men emailing me maps with dots on them going ITS EVIDENCE LOOK and I am very, very sorry you were born with tiny pe...rspectives. Go pray on it.

Solidarity on behalf of the marine geophysicists. 🙌 We too have met the Atlantis believers, who are also wrong about how bathymetry works.

internet conspiracy historians:

atlantis is real but it's beyond the ice wall now

Saw a video of some dipshit white lady in a floppy hat standing on top of Machu Picchu and speaking in tongues and flailing her arms and hands (speaking light language or some nonsense), yet with a set of titles telling us she was communing with Atlantis. Which was, afaik, supposedly underwater.

Remind her of that. might solve a couple of problems.

At first I read this as "Atlanta isn't real" and honestly that would be a very funny bit

Just dude's Plato was actually REALLY clear it wasn't a real place...

Evidence, they say? Welp, it's a thera.

But let me tell you about that first diaper change of an amab neonate. Holy bloomers!

How many were Mormon Archaeologists?

💀 Honestly I do not need Atlantis to be real because we have the best version via @kdedwardsnc.bsky.social’s books! Sorry, I like my irl lore to be *real*

bsky.app/profile/notd...

I was today years old when I learned that former race car driver Danica Patrick is a fucking insane right winger who believes the world is being run by a lizard people conspiracy and has an Alex Jones-level YouTube channel

🤣🤣🤣

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