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K. Maloney

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404 Error. || she/her
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Not exactly how I wanted to start my weekend but at least it’s a pretty day.
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Me: I have the equipment and a gaming library second to none. I should stream stuff. Also me: ugh. That sounds exhausting.
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He’s going to be even more insufferable from here on, isn’t he?
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Breaking: hackers stole call and text records for "nearly all" AT&T customers. Shows which phone numbers a customer called or texted. A staggering and unprecedented data breach. Data usually only available to authorities; now hackers got it www.404media.co/hackers-stea...
Hackers Steal Text and Call Records of ‘Nearly All’ AT&T Customerswww.404media.co In one of the most significant data breaches in recent history, hackers stole AT&T customers’ call and text metadata spanning several months.
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I’ve had this cough so long I may as well lean into the General Grievous life and start hunting Jedi. Least I get to wear a cape.
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Alright motherfuckers, who is ready to throw down in this dueling scene?
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Well productivity is shot now that I can duel people like the chaos gremlin I long to be.
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It’s weird how a lack of pain will make you insanely productive all of a sudden
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The physical therapist pushed on some muscles deep in my abdomen and my back doesn’t hurt as much. Actual hospital level PTs are straight up warlocks. Cannot recommend enough.
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Well that's neat.
Libra: The good news is that you will live a long life. The bad news is that you'll outlive every dream you ever had.
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If you’re like me and today is weird because your Pops bounced at the first sign of responsibility, hey, you’re not alone and you’re better off without him. And I’m prepared to walk in anytime and ask, “how ya doin champ?” If necessary.
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Why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only I needed a reason to wear more ties since I wasn’t Avril Lavigne
why are you lgbtq+ wrong answers only i had to transition bc boy hobbies are hotter when girls do them
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At a union meeting learning about my retirement options in 30ish years. Holy weirdness Batman. I can barely fathom the next 30 DAYS.
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Should write a fanfic of Tron and call it The Grid Reaper
should open a dental clinic and call it the grin reaper
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FUCK, and I say this with the exact level of respect it deserves, OFF
I love knowing so many writers who either don't have jobs right now or are severely underpaid and then seeing this
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Another account to swiftly block. Apologies I took the shot after reporting but before hitting block.
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Libra: You may need to stretch your boundaries farther than you’re used to. That’s the price of doing business with a stranger who has access to a medieval rack torture device.