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So no one was gonna tell me about the fucking Macklemore x OceanGate collaboration, huh I had to include a photo because I knew y’all would just think I was shitposting otherwise I still do a little. My brain is rejecting this. Honestly I'm still not convinced. I legit assumed you were, even with photo. He looks computer generated on a small screen.
I mean, he looks like Max Headroom if you squint, it’s not just me? I’m still not sure this isn’t a prank Not quite "and then Michael Jackson and Macauley Culkin got into a food fight" levels, but you Stockton Rush got the controller from a thrift shop I see. That was my thinking, he obviously took Macklemore's words to heart when building that thing. wrote this before I scrolled and saw that you were already on that path bsky.app/profile/benn...I should clean the skin dust off of this game controller... but shit, it was 99 cents! The 3D printed nipples always get me. walk into the club like what up i got a big pressure equalization Is there a rainbow in the background? What is happening? There is SO MUCH going on in this picture... I should clean the skin dust off of this game controller... but shit, it was 99 cents! Honestly, I don't know nothing about submersibles Why is Father Ted talking to Macklemore? There is no way that's real. Like, that...that doesn't even make sense... *blank, confused silence* 
