Tim Aidley

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This makes me wonder if there are people on the War Thunder forums deliberately getting into arguments about Russian weaponry in order to bait people into leaking information. Or vice versa.

Welp it happened again. Russian T90 tank this time.

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Incredible dream last night. The Fine Young Cannibals were back, after a 36 year absence, with a triple LP. Roland Gift presented as a spectral presence, almost translucent, but the tunes were spectacular. I wish I could hear those songs again. Nothing sounds better than dream music.

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SHOTS FIRED

"Good Morning, Comrade!" That was the way I greeted my Tory colleague when he arrived at work the day after the general election in 1997

Ha ha ha ha Bye bye Liz Truss

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"It's so nice seeing a young lady wearing crosses" Um, yea…

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"I have the incompetence necessary to effortlessly transition into a role at any company that yields a seven-figure income."

CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salarywww.theonion.com NEW YORK—Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumba...

It's funny to me that a Cybertruck is 300lbs heavier than a Pilatus PC-12, a pressurized, 1200HP turbine aircraft that can travel at over 330mph and carry 11 people.

I'm getting ads from flying car companies now, and you know what? I'm not even mad.

Humming along to 'Mary Jane's Last Dance' by Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers WAIT THIS SONG IS ABOUT DRUGS

It was not a smart idea to put the power button on the bottom edge of the Kindle, where it can be pressed by simply resting the Kindle up against something to read.

My parents in law passed away a couple of years ago and recently we got their old Magnavox cabinet stereo and over 200 of their old 45s. The stereo didn't work at first, but as it turned out there was just some unconnected cabling inside that needed fixing.

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If you ever wantto feel like an absolute bad ass, preform a minor repair on an electronic device you care about.

I feel this is relevant to @ancient.bsky.social 's interests.

"This measure ensures that any student will be able to look up at anytime and be reminded that our Creator has the cock of a riled-up stallion ready and raring to mount a mare."

New Texas Law Requires Schools To Display Image Of God Hung Like A Horse In Every Classroomwww.theonion.com AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to reinforce the fundamental Judeo-Christian values upon which the nation was founded, a new law passed Monday by the Texas Legislature will require the state’s public schools ...

I like the way you can hide posts on Bluesky. Now I don't have to see Kyle Rittenhouse's shit-eating grin while I scroll down my timeline.

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Please speak for your sad normie selves, NYT. The man was smokin’ to the end. Like a wild, beautiful, lanky wolf, with eyes that could pierce metal. I’m sorry if you don’t speak charisma

well that just seems kinda mean

Hear me out. Warioware, except that every minigame is a @hausofdecline.bsky.social comic.

It doesn't take long to fill in a comment.

the CDC is again trying to limit the 2024-25 booster availability to provably immunocompromised and elderly people. they’re taking written comments through the 17th. please take a minute to let them know boosters should be available to all who want them: www.regulations.gov/commenton/CD...

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With great power comes great damage to the empathy center of your brain

We watched the raising of the Mary Rose live on the only TV in the school. It took AGES and was REALLY BORING, even when they accidentally dropped it.

Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy: we stopped class to watch the OJ verdict in elementary school

The original Mario Bros game came out in 1983. Mario 64 came out in 1996. It's amazing to me that Nintendo were so productive over those 13 years. One Mario game every 75 days! Astonishing.

Disappointing lack of 'Kiss Yuna' button

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Whoever started software development “scrum” probably didn’t watch a lot of rugby. “Let’s name our development practice after that thing where everyone is pushing against each other and it usually falls apart.” Wait, maybe they did watch a lot of rugby.

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"The Boy Christ Disputing with the Temple Elders,” by Heinrich Hofmann, 1881

I want people dressed up as milkshakes to stalk Nigel Farage. I want him to always see milkshake people out of the corner of his eye. As the sun sets and he looks out of the window I want him to see the shadowy silhouette of a milkshake person standing, staring at him.

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Look at this absolute queen. An angel in white

Epilogue:

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My little pico-8 shooter is finally online! You can play it in your browser here: nebulousgames.itch.io/cobolt Let me know what you think!

Cobolt by Nebulousnebulousgames.itch.io A short Pico8 shmup with some unique game mechanics. Play in your browser

I should never have moved away from Nigeria.

… TEETH FALLING OUT??

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I made what is probably the world’s only realistic tiny Dr. Ellie Sattler. I will never be appreciated in my time. 😂