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Jack Lynch

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Extinguished Perfesser of English at Ruckers–Nork; mooseophile; wine guzzler; author of many books, some of them readable; harmless eccentric.
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God knows we don’t need any more 2024 than we agreed to.
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It doesn’t even alternate dactylic hexameters with dactylic pentameters! Though I suppose some rubes are taken in by that sort of thing….
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Damn, really thought I was in with a chance this time.
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Did I mention I’m a English perfesser?
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Whereas I do panicked overdue reports all day, every day.
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Saturday morning?!?! Are you fucking NUTS?!?! That’s a SUNDAY AFTERNOON chore, and this is a hill I’m &c. &c. &c.
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Aw, stop it with the compliments. You’re embarrassing me.
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I'm keeping a lookout for the no-boycotts flag at the Alito household.
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Just coming out of general anesthesia. Gimme some heavy equipment to operate! (I’m fine. What does not kill me &c. &c. &c.)
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I lived without Aldgate, about midway between Aldgate Church and Whitechappel Bars, on the left hand or north side of the street; and as the distemper had not reached to that side of the city, our neighbourhood continued very easy. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/...
What to know about the plague after a suspected human case in Coloradowww.washingtonpost.com A possible case is being investigated in Colorado. Bubonic plague is the most common form of the bacterial infection, which can be spread by fleas on rodents.
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Language evolution in progress! -- you've created a new mood!
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I’m taking that to the grave.
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Was feeling a little insecure about a claim I’ve published in the past; went to Wikipedia for confirmation, and discovered it backed me up; followed the citation link, and realized I’m the source for the claim that I’m now twice as insecure about.
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SUMERIAN HAS A FRUSTRATIVE MOOD If English had a frustrative mood I think I’d speak in nothing else.
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Academic department chairs have absolute immunity for their official acts.
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SPOT THE BIRTHDAY GIRL CHALLENGE Clementine, who turns one today, is cleverly concealed in this photo. Can you spot her? 90% WILL GET THIS WRONG
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It’s not so much “testing the boundaries” as “gleefully pissing all over them.”
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MY NUMBER WAS SELECTED AFTER A SPIN BALL Time to tell the dean I’m quitting to live off my winnings.
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My eBay search for books printed before 1700 turns up this. I’m skeptical, but with ESTC still down, I guess there’s no way to know whether it’s authentic.
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This is from the same search. Just think of the new interpretations that will open up when we think of Arthur Miller as a Restoration tragedian!
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Spare a thought, &c. &c. &c.