BEAVE ²

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An actual Canadian beaver. Please take everything I post seriously.

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Netflix just made me sit up to grab my remote again, and I don't appreciate this random exercising.

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I've fucked up a lot of things in my life, and I'm not giving up now.

I never feed my ego after midnight.

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I’m officially at the age where I don’t remember my age.

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Find the person you want to be silly gooses with forever.

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man i really wish i didn’t exist, that would be so great

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judge away, shame turns me on

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it honestly takes a LOT to offend me but when it happens ima be breaking blood oaths

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squirt, the soda pop, is stored in the balls

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The constant and desperate search for solutions to problems that shouldn’t exist in the first place, god bless the modern man.

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Who's up questioning their sanity?

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See-through doors should be standard on refrigerators & freezers by now, it’s fucking ridiculous

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I miss living in precedented times.

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. I have run out of cheese. There is no cheese left in my house. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time.

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Nearing the peak of my chicken pot pie era

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hello? where do we file our weather grievances?

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“i have the newest covid variant” - me, FLiRTing

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is it tomatoes it’s tomatoes, isn’t it

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I have a hard time believing any soccer player is ever actually hurt because they fake it so often.

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I honestly thought there would be more quicksand perils when I grew up.

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Them: Life doesn't come with an instruction manual Me: mine does

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Gonna start replying "is this a sex thing?" on everyone's posts.

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There's a lot of bangers on Bluesky. And I'm not talking about your posts. 😏😏😏 I'm talking about my posts. Losers.

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people still asking for an edit button like anything posted on here matters enough to correct

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My brain oozes out of my mouth like the sound of the icecream truck.

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Missed Connection: I was making doves cry. You were listening to what it sounds like.

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i see walmart was the best place to ask about getting blood out of a wig

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Sorry if you liked it but yeah I delete a lot of my selfies cause I’m an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in crippling insecurity

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As your best gf of course I want to be involved and participate in your interests and hobbies- no no no not that one, a less boring one

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Mike’s hard generational trauma.