Jeff Tiedrich: the captain of the Titanic would like you to know that you can all have your blue checks back

the captain of the Titanic would like you to know that you can all have your blue checks back

Seen:

As the band played on

I can easily imagine an Elon Musk at his wits' end spending most days staring at a laptop screen, photoshopping two X users' avatars together and saying to the screen "ok now kiss!"

Likely his and Grimes'.

It’s the only way Elmo can muddle the platform to make it more difficult to know who is legitimate. Currently anyone without a blue check was deemed legitimate in my eyes. He needs to make sure people don’t know who is legitimate and who isn’t so he can further spread his propaganda.

He’s desperate for the possible ad revenue & to show investors the increased traffic.

Does Musk now pay for user and content?

The band has struck up "Nearer, My Oligarch, to Thee."

"Engine-room full up to boilers."

I was just banned for week...there is no sense to that other place.

Sometimes I spare a thought for people who work there. Do they too still call it Twitter off the clock?

But does it float?...

Won't someone rearrange all those messy deck chairs?

Boy did he shit that bed…

Blue deck chairs.

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