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One of my other favorite classic twitter sagas is Malcolm in the Middle moving to Arizona and going on a lovecraftian journey from a supernatural scorpion infestation overruning his new house to becoming one with the scorpion nest.
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He's had the most relatable "child star to adult mess" arc, I think.
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Besides the scorpion thing he seems mostly normal? He had his stint of pretending to be a race car driver before realizing being able to afford that wasn't the same as being good at it, now he's just a young guy with too much money looking for businesses that might feel kind of fulfilling.
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I think he still club races, which is much more affordable. I also remember him posting a series of bad dreams he had which was darkly funny.
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Scorpion King Frankie Munez
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"Dreams after a scorpion sting are crazy!! Now I'm up and driving to the airport..."
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He dream hallucinated all of The Mummy films
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right up there with his dreams about getting shot
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i think overall he's gotta be the highest quality celebrity poster ever
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I'll still keep drinking that garbage
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trump just has too many awful posts too. like i dont even think muniz posted promo stuff or about work much?
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i think hes a racecar driver now. very mysterious poster for a famous guy