A character on the boys surprise reveals she's lactating. "But you're not pregnant!"
"A special regiment of drugs can make it happen. Only problem is it causes heart enlargement."
It really, really doesn't, this is why you need trans people in the writer's room.
Pay attention to how reproductive rights have been stripped, and how no-fault divorce is the next target.
Criminalizing sleeping in your car, in a tent, or the street *will* cause people to stay in abusive relationships and risk their lives.
ALL of this is interlinked.
God damn. Evil/social commentary version of Iron Man gets his generational wealth from prisons. "My great great grandparents were entrepreneurial slave-catchers. I've taken the whole thing snout-to-ass-to-table. I catch 'em, jail 'em, rehabilitate 'em, then catch 'em again when I'm done."
[Ancient Greeks building the library of Alexandria] This library is gonna be so fucking big, the biggest in the world. When people invent books a thousand years in the future they can put so many in here.
God: Let's make them all right or left handed.
Angel: What does that mean?
God: It means when they do their nails the left one will be easy, but they'll struggle to make right one look good. Then they'll use the right hand a lot and beat the polish all to hell, then still use it to greet eachother.
"Once, in an interview, Scalia said that he thought the devil was real. He caught a lot of flack for that at the time, but he must have felt so validated after he died and proved he was right by rotting in hell."
hey folks I'm looking for work. if anyone has any leads on an admin assistant position in the Seattle area feel free to let me know.
or if you wanna just throw me a lil money to help keep me housed my venmo is @hattiegang and my cashapp is $saltyplumsoda
It's finally summer and you know what that means: Time for a Bluesky beach episode (we all continue to post like frothing deranged little demons, but in our swimsuits)
A tragedy: I've been wanting to rewatch Lost for years and finally see the last season. Now it's on Netflix but who actually has the energy for Lost these days??
