Jerad Walker: I think he was buying provisions for his off-roading adventure.

Come on. No way this guy is married.

I just had my first sighting in the wild!!!!

Umm... was it getting gas?

I think he was buying provisions for his off-roading adventure.

So driving through the Target parking lot?

Hey. Some of the parking lots in Orange County, NC have some wicked speed bumps.

Yeah, they're called "small children, pets and the elderly"

Five minutes before they short-circuited and rusted driving over a creek

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