Jerad Walker: Come on. No way this guy is married.

Come on. No way this guy is married.

Divorced dad energy 💯

Why did you repost my original image here?

I just had my first sighting in the wild!!!!

Rip

Umm... was it getting gas?

I think he was buying provisions for his off-roading adventure.

So driving through the Target parking lot?

Hey. Some of the parking lots in Orange County, NC have some wicked speed bumps.

Yeah, they're called "small children, pets and the elderly"

Five minutes before they short-circuited and rusted driving over a creek

Liar, that's a scene from Breaking Bad

This must be the same one I saw a couple weeks ago. Or do we think multiple people in the area would buy one?

There’s about 4000 of them out there so the odds are good that at least a few more live in the Triangle.

Yikes. I guess that's not a large number of cars sold (looks like there are more Deloreans than that) but still.

We’ll see how many of these are still on the road in 40 years. 🤣

They look to me like they will be vulnerable to being sucked back into the 80s by passing time storms...

You lost the game.

Oh no

@wapplehouse.bsky.social It’s a marriage coffin.

Never before has a vehicle been made specifically for divorced dudes. So much so it even creates divorced dudes.

skip the loud expensive marriage part go right from dude to divorced dude

He's in a relationship with Palmela Handerson

He's married to the grind and the hustle

He would date, but his only love is the grindset.

Like the sea

Any profit port in a storm bro.

Elon Musk is his White Whale.

Buy the dip in the relationship

If (gods forbid) my wife ever kicks me out, I have live human friends who’ll lend me a couch, so I don’t need an incelmobile to sleep in.

BTW, the bed is 6ft long, so if you don't want to rest your head on the wall or do need to stretch your legs, you'd have to be below average height. In other words, this vehicle's RDF shrinks its owners physically, not just intellectually.

He was.

Just like this dude bsky.app/profile/ygal...

Cybertruck won't fit in his parking space. Dude wants to return it. Tesla says no takesies-backsies. www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-o...

Cybertruck owner says he's stuck with a vehicle that's too big for his parking spot, and Tesla won't let him return or resell itwww.businessinsider.com The Tesla owner relocated since pre-ordering the Cybertruck and says the vehicle doesn't properly fit in his new parking lot.

Wouldn’t think you could sleep much, what with all the people around laughing and pointing (Also: I could camp out in my Toyota Tacoma in wet or dry weather without fear of dying in a fire it takes 7 fire departments to put out)

Maybe he's used to people laughing and pointing when he's in bed.

His “significant other” is his long-suffering mom.

Wow that's so cool! Anyway, my now discontinued Chevy Volt, built in 2019, has fold down rear seats and a hatchback trunk, so you can basically create a bed that's nearly as wide and probably longer without having to be exposed to the elements.

Not anymore. Why doesn't he buy the cybertent?

he didn't even get the shitty tent

I have to write e-commerce content for these types of mattresses. I’m inspired…

Seen a load-bearing second person point of view.

It’s a Japanese airport sleep pod on wheels! Only crappier 😂

“In style” like a divorced guy

Hahaha, sleeping in style? That's not sleeping in style at all. The Cybertruck is the opposite of art. When we want art in a car, we have to look for sweeping lines found on Sports cars or designs from cars like the 2023 Nissan Maxima. Even the Rogue is more art than this 1990s box.

I heard the Cybertruck referred to as the Incel Camino and now that’s all I can think of when I see one.

and... what if it rains?

The ultimate “divorced guy” accessory

Why would anyone sleep in a trash bin? A steel, wheeled trash bin...

mail-order brides are still a thing, apparently

not anymore.

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