Arbiter of Comedy: How can we tell it’s a bribe if the guy isnt dressed like a beagle boy from ducktales?

the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence on corruption is basically at a point where the only thing that counts as a bribe is someone handing a public official a giant bag of money with a dollar sign on it while saying “this is a bribe” out loud

Nah, they have to specify exactly what acts they're buying with a bribe. Otherwise it could be a harmless metaphor or bit of japery

my post was genuinely hampered by the character limit because the list of things you’d need to satisfy them that something is a bribe is too long

fair

How can we tell it’s a bribe if the guy isnt dressed like a beagle boy from ducktales?

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