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My birth was announced on Hee-Haw. It's been downhill ever since.

she/her

Liberal, Bi, GenX. Whatever.
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In avoiding stepping on a dog toy, I tripped on another dog toy. Aces!
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Olive her is cute! Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
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I knew you weren't. Jeez, friend. That's rough.
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Thanks. In therapy and married to a loving partner now who had similar experiences growing up. We take emotional health very seriously with our kids so hopefully they’ll do better in life than we have.
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My folks were passive-aggressive and would also give the silent treatment to each other. But then they would use the kids to fight. “Tell your dad I said X” and “Tell your mom I said Y.” I was constantly worried as a kid.
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I grew up very poor.
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Today is the 80th anniversary of this New Yorker cover by Rea Irvin, portraying the D-Day invasion in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry. Bayeux was the first town to be liberated (although the tapestry was, to the surprise of many, not there anymore; that story is the subject of my next novel.) 1/5
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Sirens went off twice tonight for a fairly routine thunderstorm. All the non-locals are happy with the alert. All the locals are like “Well that was Grade A Bull shit.”
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This is my baby boy. He’s about to turn 21 and is 6’9. I suggested a haircut, but he goes to college in MN where hockey flow hair is king. He volunteered to help his aunt prepare her house for sale. He’s such a good egg.
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They saw your name and number on the waaallll
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Just called (area code) 867-5309 and was told the number is not in service. Hahaha
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Jenny, Jenny. Who can I turn to?
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Mine is currently in flux. Will know more soon. I hope.
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I can probably come up in early August for an afternoon…
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Sure will miss you this weekend
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Kel and Jen Nesbitt asked if I could talk you in to just popping in.
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Teeei and Sona also want to give you a quick hug
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G dropped H off at a 2 week music camp in Door County and now G is visiting his dad in Waukesha. E is in Peoria helping my sister prep her house for sale. I took today off. M is hiding in her room.
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Wish someone’s mom would make me a tater tot casserole.
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Taking a day off. Made myself toast with ham and a fried egg on top and it was perfect.
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3 am. Woke up to a thunder storm. Lots of lightning. Craving bacon and eggs.
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High school reunion this weekend. Had trapped myself in the “no one will notice if I’m not there “ headspace, but got pummeled by a girlfriend group chat tonight.
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Mood. I don’t care how bad things get, I refuse to be constantly joyless and scared, that’s what the bigots and assholes want.
Feeling joy just to spite those motherfuckers is one of my main hobbies. They want me so exhausted and distressed I can't fight them. They don't get to have that. Fuck 'em.
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My hot take is the park district really should have closed the tennis/pickleball courts during the chamber orchestra concert on the lawn at Hessel Park. That’s all I’ll be saying at this time.
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Also Apple TV was trying to sell us the game by calling it “The I55 Rivalry “ and my husband and I yelled “No one calls it that!” #salty