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Grumpy Fish

@jnsq.org

Tired of Capitalism, tired of Fascism, and tired of being tired.

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If you see this, skeet a pic from your device without explaining it.
if you see this, skeet a pic from your device without explaining it
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What an oddly specific thing to publish.
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What I look like scrolling social media
What I look like scrolling social media
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If, hypothetically, Fort Meade were designed to contain a pair of Lovecraftian horrors, how would it look different?
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This is going to have to remain a subskeet for now, but yeah.
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GPT-5 won't do any research, but it'll rebrand as something starting with "A" to get listed first alphabetically among authors in large lab collaborations.
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The Republicans brought their dog again.
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Best case scenario: Budd Dwyer Worst case scenario: Hitler www.nytimes.com/2024/06/05/n...
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Spouse felt ill while starting to prepare catfish, so I made it myself. The recipe I used probably needed some flour in addition to the corn meal, so it looks like ass, but it tastes great. Butter is magic.
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image
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Repost with your mental state
Repost with your mental state
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If you ever find yourself imprisoned behind rental fencing, you should know that the clips that hold them together at the top are made out of stamped metal that's relatively easy to bend with enough leverage. If you tip one segment while holding the adjacent one in place, gravity will pry them apart
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The base of the fencing tries to keep the adjacent segments parallel to prevent that, but if you can separate one segment from the base, you can use the weight of several segments to split the clips at the top further down the fence.
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Imagine what the satisfaction level must be for the owners who aren't culting it up on Reddit.
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Things are going *great* over on r/cybertruck.
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Of course I have protection!
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My kid told me he saw a hexagonal pattern through the eclipse glasses. I believed him, but I definitely could not see it myself. My phone camera can though.
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I haven't gotten much sleep tonight, but I just discovered the night mode on my phone camera, and I wish I had discovered it several hours ago, because the stars are so much more visible here than back home.
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This could get really fun.
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My corpse isn't even coming out of this intact.
You’ve been kidnapped; the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I'm already dead yall
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I didn't realize that most of this site lived at the Museum of Natural Sciences.
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He's going to live to be 5 billion years old, like this.
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2014?
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?