The Cybertruck car wash thing is even worse than you think. Even though they created a “Car Wash Mode”, simply driving through a car wash voids the warranty EVEN IF YOU USE CAR WASH MODE
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoidprolonged exposure to Cybertruck.
Caution: Cybertruck may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Do not taunt Cybertruck.
So to recap: There is removable trim on the accelerator that will turn it into a land missile but this truck will also disintegrate in a car wash.
This will be mentioned in the same breath as the Edsel
Waiting for the Tesla Stan to arrive and argue that it doesn't actually disintegrate, die on that hill, insist they hate Elon, but have to correct you because you're "wrong."
Isn't that literally how you hand wash *any* car? Look, the Cybertruck is dumb as shit but let's not pretend like instructions for a normal hand wash are outlandish. There are plenty of good reasons to make fun of this pile of razor blades, like the tail light that gets less visible when braking.
Well yeah, it's a Cybertruck you have to get it Cyberwashed at a Tesla Cyberwashing Cyberstation.
They haven't made any yet but they will as soon as the Mars colony, self-driving taxis and robots are done.