John O’Donnell

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Well, now he can fuck off back to the land of pudding faced cunts.

I don’t think people in London like the Tories much.

“Rishi Sunak has gone to see The King.” I’m still trying to process we have a King now, and we aren’t living in the monochrome world of the 1930s, are we?

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15 votes!

I have to say I admire Jeremy Hunt. I don’t like him, but he saved his own skin by doing what politicians do best. Campaigning hard. Guy is a survivor. Maybe he’s a decent MP for the constituency, and that saved him when so many others fell.

LIZ TRUSS HAS GONE. I repeat LIZ TRUSS HAS GONE

Well l’ll be fucked.

Booking.com has made me hate Tina Fey, and I only have a vague idea who she is. Every time I watch anything on YouTube, there she is. Needless to say, I will never give that company a penny as long as I live.

Typical Addison-Lee driver. It’s Kensington High Street, and the only reason he moved onto the pavement is because he was blocking a very pissed off lorry driver.

The Kennedy family haven’t had much luck with planes.

I love this guy's posture. He always looks like he's in the front row of an airplane where the roof just flew off.

5th July, 2024, Kentish Town, London. New PM Sir Keir Starmer is looking at pictures of 10 Downing St. “That wallpaper will have to go. Who on earth has…” “Sir, there are two Americans to see you. They know this is not protocol, but they are from The Senate.” “What?” “Yes, and sir…”

I have just seen my first political canvassers of this election. Lib Dems in Fulham. Good luck in overcoming an 11,000 majority, especially in a constituency called Chelsea & Fulham.

So America is basically The Holy Roman Empire now?

What in the name of Elijah’s chariot of fire is this?

I heard about this as a kid, and while it’s obviously nonsense, Mayo hasn’t won the All-Ireland since 1951. They did have a truly spectacular bollocks-up against Donegal in the 2012 final though.

My friend was a detective in the Midlands, and he’s still annoyed by his last case, which he believes wasn’t really a murder, but a manslaughter charge would fit. He’s 99% sure who did it, and what happened, but he never got the evidence to make the case.

I have been asked, and I am not making this shit up, why I am voting for the socialists. I live in a 20k Labour majority. Where do I start?

Note for Americans and other aliens. The chances are that in any European match, there will be certain wars against each other, in some of which you are able to lord over your opponents (England, Spain, Portugal, France, Germany, Sweden) Yes, Sweden had an empire.

Right! Here we go? Germany v Denmark. If this isn’t a historically hate fuelled match, I don’t know what is. I mean, where do you start?

Quality rubbing in it to Italian-Americans.

"Contrary to the abhorrent rumors circulating about our company, Maybelline does not test our waterproof eye makeup on live Italian widows."

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Well done Switzerland, you throughly deserved that win. Will I say I was slightly biased because 9/4 was too much to resist? No, but nobody could say they weren’t the better side. Will I be betting on Denmark against Germany? Fuck no. That whole game is a swerve.

And I thought England weren’t playing well. This is Italy, and they are being totally outplayed by Switzerland.

Well, it’s good to see Italy reverting to type, fouling a lot, and then rolling around as if shot whenever a Swiss player is within ten miles of them. Never change lads.

I’m glad to see Italy have a decent kit again. Shame on them that it took a German company to make it stylish again.

As a former legal professional, I would have advised Mr Marley to consult a solicitor before making any statements referring to the deaths of either the sheriff, or his deputy.

Spurs fans can now sign up alongside their dogs as supporters. Yes, you too can join as a Tottenham Hotspaw. What a terrible time to be alive.

Get on top.

There is nothing like how misery wants company.

I’ve just seen this so now you have to too.

I have just seen a woman wearing denim cowboy boots, in London!

A journalist for the Hindustan Times has no more fucks to give.