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I love this guy's posture. He always looks like he's in the front row of an airplane where the roof just flew off.
Candidate most likely to be three children in an overcoat.
…holding a leash with no dog on it.
I did tee it up well, right?
Every picture I've ever seen of him is somewhere on an Animorph spectrum between Rodney Dangerfield and Alex Jones
In the Joe Hagan profile in Vanity Fair, to paraphrase, 'his family hardly recognized him after he began taking testosterone.'
When you've barbecued dogs and shagged your kids' babysitter, you have to constantly brace for impact.
he’s gone beyond “stare” and has crystallized into pure fluoride
Anyone know where my cat got his ‘Kennedy/Noem 2024’ shirt? 🤷
Or the guy at the back of the plane ready to jump and plow up the aisle as soon as the seatbelt sign is turned off at the gate
Bro sitting like he just had a huge spaghetti dinner and he's contemplating the lava cake for dessert.
I thought it looked more like meat sweats and trying to prevent the release of a gallon of diarrhea.
He looks like one of the Reservoir Dogs who made it back to the warehouse and is getting ready to cut off a cop's ear.
Someone has a hand up his butt, and is working him like a puppet.
Or like something is broken but he doesn't trust doctors enough to get it checked out
That's the One Cheek Sneak sit. So maybe he shit himself.
It’s incredible that in an election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, the top third party candidate is somehow not better.
He looks like a hen who is permanently trying to squeeze out an egg but not succeeding.
fox news answering the question of who actually gives af what jr. thinks
He barbecued a fucking dog?
Yeah, I feel like we're really underselling the meat of the post, here.
he claims it was a goat and that he was in Patagonia camping 🤷🏻♂️
I've always said that if RFK got on my elevator, I would try to get off before the doors close. He is creepy af.
Also, he looks like our late dachshund Maggie when she was on a course of steroids.
Did Kristi Noem shoot the dog for him?
How long before RFK Jr blames barbecuing a dog and sexually assaulting a babysitter on the brainworm?
Also the guy who shoves his way to the front of line to sit in the first seat of First Class, put out and pissed off at all the people shoving past him and having to wait for his free champagne.
Why does his head always look like it’s about to blow up?
Next mayor of New York City
He’s almost as grotesque as Trump. Well, in the neighborhood at least.
Dude is SO fucked and eating a dog is what people react to?
He doesn’t look real, he looks like a hideo kojima character
Cheryl Hines sucks out his dead brainworms.
Someone said he looks like someone kicked open a bathroom stall door to do the interview 😆
In that moment he totally looks like a New Vegas NPC a modder kinda messed up their positioning.
That's an Italian Big Mangaf pose. They drove cars like that too, and you could only see their heads. 🙄🙄🙄
That motherfucking dog back there is not real
Somebody on his team told him that's a hot look, I'm guessing.
