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Home isn't always a place.

Link to my brain droppings from this place here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:omvdxrugofjghz26s32f7z7o/feed/aaaht3ahrlxmg
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 2 days
Check out this completely original photo I took of a cybertruck that looks like a trash can, definitely not stolen from anywhere 😎
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 3 days
If only information about his motives were available, it's a total mystery what could have driven him to such an act
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 4 days
I also have a least favorite tool:
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 4 days
This bad boy, hands down. Also, analog >> digital
Avatar FK @funkelly.bsky.social · 4 days
hey do you have a favorite tool? mines the nicopress crimper
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 5 days
LOL welp
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 6 days
Computer script for Captcha authentication asking you if you're human:
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 8 days
Imagine getting assigned to run the weapons system on the most elite, badass battlestation in the galaxy, and they give you a penis helmet to wear. Devastating. Only thing worse is the underbite helmet.
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 8 days
I absolutely cannot take necro Palpatine seriously, all I can think of is deadly neurotoxin
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 8 days
I grew up along that dark red/brown line between OH and PA, seeing debris falling out of the sky all around me (including splintered 2x4s, insulation, & a tennis shoe) was one of my first solid memories. Can definitely relate
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 9 days
👐 😃
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 9 days
That one AT-ST walker in Return of the Jedi when it got smooshed by logs
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 9 days
TFW you're sunning yourself on a rock in Beggar's Canyon and hear the distant echo of a T-16 Skyhopper approaching
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 10 days
Caught red-handed 🧐
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 10 days
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 11 days
You know who else had a hurt foot and yelled in anguish? Jesus Christ after he kicked the tables over at the money changers 😔🙏
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 12 days
Avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 12 days
Charlie, this is NONE OF MY BUSINESS
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 12 days
Today's doodles made to keep the creeping horror at bay
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 14 days
Joe Rogan when he's shown literally anything
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 14 days
😌🥗🍳
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yes okay I’m listening
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 14 days
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 14 days
I am *technically* working (staring at a CAD software download progress bar) but I promise I'm goofing off as much as possible. Have been doodling this:
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 14 days
Can't stop thinking about this
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 16 days
Avatar News Feed @news-feed.bsky.social · 16 days
@WSJ: "Tranq" is crippling drug users in droves, creating a generation of permanently disabled amputees https://t.co/fkm5ZfhZrS https://t.co/YlKPSGMaLg
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 16 days
Corporations on July 1st:
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 16 days
This bad boy's gonna get a lot of mileage put on it over the next few years, huh
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 17 days
"You might not remember, Mr. Bond, but six years ago in Monaco, you bumped into me, making me spill my drink, and you didn't apologize"
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 17 days
The future when men stop being weird creeps online
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 17 days
When you see this below a post 😮‍💨
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 17 days
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Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social · 19 days
👀 Does it involve robots and cops? Omg are you going to watch the 1986 horror movie Chopping Mall? Because I do not recommend, it's so bad