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Weird dudes keep inventing/classifying all these new males like they're Pokemon types but the ironic truth is that the people who see these lists as sacrosanct prob won't ever respect anyone's gender or pronouns.
hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male
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I was about to say that there's no equivalent of this that I can immediately think of but then I remember the term "alpha bitch" exists which is... somehow worse since I've never heard that broken down into a greek alphabet? 🤔
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I feel like this is astrology of Myers-Briggs for super annoying dudes
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Be a WEIRD DUDE (awesome, queer, layered, fun, cool as hell) Don't be a WEIRD DUDE (shitty, judgmental, mean, derogatory, a bigot)
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weird (bold) vs weird (italics)
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Weird by birth, weird by choice.
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They love classification and hierarchy because it gives them a lever to control. This is why patriarchy is so aggressive and conformative - if you simply don't give a shit about Upsilon Iota Males (Only eats pasta with cream sauces) they can't make you change your behaviour for fear of becoming one.
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“I hate pronouns! Instead here are my adjectives!”
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From what I hear tho, they are respectful and bow if you bow. Doesn't excuse their child abuse tho.
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Here's the even more indifferent male. But on top of that, here's the ultra indifferent and aloof male. And also, here's the ultra super indifferent and uncaring male. But of course I am the ultra uncaring super indifferent and unique male. I am stronger the less I care.
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This is overtly complicated and silly.
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Kappa Men on the bottom are cut off and I wonder if they're going to mention how they steal souls by reaching their hands up other's butts.
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WTF is going on with this ppl? No am genuinely asking, We don't need to put everything into classifications.
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...are they trying to use up all the letters? Including for the guys who said "leave me out of your BS hierarchy"
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Meanwhile the guy who did the original wolf study would probably be like:
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I mean they’ll probably also die either as virgins or rapists as well 🙃
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"MY list of nonstandard identity signifiers is real and serious and to be respected, and noone else's" Same as it ever was
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Folks be all kinds of desperate to classify the quality of a person based off nebulous characteristics.
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It's like reading a list of Primes pre-Optimus
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Double Zeta Males are the only real ones, the rest are just anime