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Have you heard the joke about Orion's belt? It's a giant waist of space. … Sorry, that was a terrible pun. I give it 3 stars. But I’m sure the follow up will be stellar.

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if the media could go ahead and treat this claim the way they treat Biden saying "I'm fine" - aka, as a lie that requires days on end of front page stories to debunk - that would be great we'll be over here waiting

Trump is trying to get ahead of the reality that he and the heritage foundation are working to destroy America and institute a fascist dictatorship. He is lying and expecting the media to gaslight America for him.

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one of the most cowardly arguments i keep seeing from columnists is that nothing breaks through with trump supporters, so it’s a waste of time reporting on what he believes. this should be seen as a critically damning failure on behalf of the fourth estate. this means you failed. it’s not a pass.

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“Several RFK Jr staffers fear the electromagnetic radiation from microwave ovens, complicating a volunteer potluck. (People were advised to bring crockpots.)” 😂 www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

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I have no idea the best path re Biden but I do know a solid week straight of “Biden Old” and “Rich Dems Worried” above-the-fold stories are *obscene* in the face of SCOTUS using the Constitution to wipe their asses purely in the service of reinstating a felon rapist as president. Crazy-making shit.

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This but unironically.

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The fascists really are cashing all the chips in now. Vote. This fascist ghoul will, no matter what he says to the contrary.

Suprise: unwashed fascist ghoul Matthew Walther - who wrote a column that the New York Times just published advising Americans not to vote - did in fact vote in 2020 and 2022. It’s time for us to stop tolerating these ratfucking liars.

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it’s time to burn the incense, it’s time to slay the sheep, it’s time to wake the muppets, from a thousand years of sleep. it’s time to raze existence, it’s time to banish light, it’s time to call the void in, on the muppet show tonight.

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Sorry, folks, this year "no vote" is a vote for fascism, don't be that person, voting is a necessary if not entirely sufficient act

Here it is, the dumbest thing you will read today www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/o...

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Toni Storm, 2024 🤼

Mae West, 1934

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Using the overturning of Chevron to ignore Bostock… I guess judicial activism is okay when it’s conservative.

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Happy independence day to all who remember why we declared independence and a very fuck off to those who think kings are good actually.

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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

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Hehehehe. I mean duh, but hehehehe

Drivers Are Not Buying Teslas Specifically Because of Elon Musk’s Annoying Behaviorfuturism.com Would-be Tesla buyers are more turned off by Elon Musk's brand and politics than ever before, a new survey shows.

a tweet i think about

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Remember when Howard Dean made a weird noise during a speech and everyone decided that was enough to make them not vote for him? Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled 'potato,' and everyone called him an idiot befor deciding that was enough to make them not vote for him. Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

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I will always find it funny that professional wrestler shark boy sued the movie sharkboy and lava girl and got a good size settlement out of the deal 🤼‍♂️

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have said this before but trump’s brain is pretty obviously far more cooked than biden’s if you listen to what they actually say. but the presentation - basically trump being a spaz - makes trump *look and sound* less cooked to many people i think

Biden v Trump is a pretty direct ageism thing. Trump is aging worse than Biden, but due to vanity and aging in different ways Trump codes as less old and therefore gets way less shit for it.

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i was just all "biden is a turd sandwich that i'll still vote for" and then they were all "THERE'S TURD SANDWICHES AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US EAT THEM" and i'm all "yo hold your horses amigos of course it's a turd sandwich that's what they purvey at this here purveyor" and they're all "i shit my pant

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This was the future we gave up. When they let our parents on the internet, we lost it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvT...

All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Original)www.youtube.com The video that started it all. The original video made by Bad-CRC of Newgrounds. I AM NOT STEALING ANYTHING OR TAKING ANY CREDIT FOR THIS VIDEO. I posted th...

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if your instinct is "calm down, surely this is an exaggeration," allow me to assure you that it's really not

"Don't worry, if the president imprisons his political enemies, you can still get a writ of habeas corpus." "But to prove that's why you've been imprisoned requires proof of..." "Presidential motive!" "And under Trump v US, presidential motive is..." "Inadmissible!"

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Ever notice that the people from older generations that write articles dumping on younger generations are always affluent? Like, maybe it's just rich people who suck and the "generational divide" is just a distraction?

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OnlyFans: YOU DO get free access u just need to have an active investigation going Cops: Right but what if, like, we don't have probable cause, is our problem.

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Constitution: People involved in insurrections should not be President. Roberts court:...hmm, no, I don't see it. Constitution:.... Roberts court: but the president should have immunity for crimes

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NOW OR NEVER "The time for wishful thinking about the power of shame, institutional legitimacy, and historical legacy is over," write Dahlia Lithwick and Mark Joseph Stern.

The Supreme Court Is Fully MAGA-Pilled. The Time for Action Is Now or Never.slate.com John Roberts is Donald Trump‘s handmaiden, and progressives are running out of options.

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Happy No-More-Kings Day tomorrow! And remember: Patriotism is helping the country you love do less wrong. Nationalism is pretending that it's *never* wrong. 🇺🇸 "Nationalism is Patriotism for Assholes." – Jon Lovett

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Trump has a huge advantage in that the media has decided that his grotesque unfitness for office is just another part of his "unconventional" and "controversial" brand because it brings them big infotainment dollars