If you party like it's 1999 you are partying like you did a quarter century ago. Please drink enough water and don't stay out too late, you're old as fuck now
In '99 when the bars closed at 4am we would go with the bartenders we knew to a different nearby bar where all the bartenders from the various local bars got together and drank "after hours" until morning. If I tried that now I would literally die
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Hey, don't stop there. Maybe you could station guards on the roof with machine guns to shoot at people who try to get in!
I did that in the aughts and if I tried that now I'd suffer the fate of either the bad guys in the first Indiana Jones movie or the bad guys in the third one, maybe both at once.
in 1999 I was a literal child
maybe 4 years later I started reading Jon Rosenberg's comics and dating
I am now 35 and married and deeply invested in drinking some water and getting some sleep
that's how long it's been
In 1999 I could do 3 hours of martial arts, go to the pub until 1.30 AM, then get up for 3 more hours of martial arts at 10 AM.
If I tried that now, I'd be taken away in an ambulance about 15 minutes into the first training session.
I partied about the same: had some hot chocolate, watched a nicktoon, went to bed before 10. I would have been 6 in 1999. Which means I'm pushing 30 now so....
if i'm partying like it's 1999 i'm partying like i'm about four months old and physically in new hampshire, which sounds like a mixed bag.
but also christ now i feel old.
1999 new year's eve. After the party my parents took me to I played star wars episode one racer all night long. It was one of the best memories of my life. Can't remember the party tho
1999: Party meant drinking diet Pepsi, eating doritos, and playing Champions in person.
2023: Party means drinking diet store brand, eating low-carb fake doritoes, and playing old-school D&D online.
