Josh Seybert

Josh Seybert

@joshseybert.bsky.social

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Future librarian. Current host of Screaming at Clouds, an audio zine from an uneasy mind.

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Characters in novels are always pressing their palms flat against tables and desks.

I am dreading (excited) to vote (add parentheticals) in this election (post).

“Ah yes, The Master.” -me before watching The Master

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Happy National Macaroni Day! youtu.be/-z-C3U2puNM

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Put a blade of grass on a pike to warn the lawn what happens it grows too much.

Time to mow the fucking lawn.

Time to mow the fucking lawn.

This is obviously real and I am going to click on everything my pal Rich tells me to.

This is likely going to be a knockoff women’s full-body e-cup silicone suit. You’re better off paying slightly more at your local Rural King.

Cool. My first unironic old fart post.

In the nineties, this was our two step verification process.

In the nineties, this was our two step verification process.

My oldest boy, photobombing like a pro.

I’ve seen these before.

Don’t be sad because it’s over, be sad because it happened.

What’s the best episode of television you ever watched?

What's the best episode of television you've ever watched?

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Squeegee Inventor: I'm gonna call this somethin fuckin crazy

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fave if agree, rt if strongly agree

waffles for dinner

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A bug flew up my nose. I’m done.

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Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.

Important update.

Current situation.

Current situation.

Is it bad I called my adult and teenage sons “a couple of chucklefucks” for performing a three-act tragedy when I asked them to dust and vacuum the downstairs?

In jail for dog crime.

My PCP told me I have bofaphobia.

More of this lil guy please.

CLAY BOY COMPILATION!!!youtube.com Clay boy had a tough time between 2018-2023 :( Let us see what the future holds for him. It might get better, it might get worse. WHO KNOWS! #animation #sto...

Good news everyone. I just checked and there are, like, a billion other fantasy writers out there.

Lewdwig Van Baethoven

Sad the fourth is over and my daily hot dog intake is back to being obscene.

Jesse and the kids are gone for the day leaving me all alone. You know what that means…

reskeet with a tweet you still think about