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Something I love about this place is that all the shitposters have graduate degrees
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i have a regular bachelor of fine arts degree thank you very much
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lol. I had a weird set of Photoshop skills that basically no one else had in the mid-90s. SVA realized I was somewhat unique and hired me for it
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Like as an example, I was doing vector type to make magazine headshots before Photoshop had vector type for a pharma ad agency…because someone had showed me a magazine and asked me if I could do it. Not realizing it was actually a million dollar machine doing it elsewhere.
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Haha! At Swiss Bank Corp we used Linux machines. So I had to have a power point & the ability to add images to documents made for me. The traders wanted me to send a bunch of complimentary letters from major corps, but signed I P Freely & Amanda Hugginkiss, etc. This joke went to Bern and back.
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I read this in the same tone as my kids say "ok boomer."