I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
Needs a graduate degree update tho.
I'll have you know I defended the best thesis on the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret reads about Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 conference talks. I am trained in graduate seminars and I'm the most snide questioner in the entire US academia.
GRU is just bachelors' level shitposting. Low grade stuff. Amateurs. Desperately plagiarizing the greatest hits of the PhD shitposters from the great institutions in the West.
GRU: lazily pasting googled memes into twitter to collect a paycheck
West: people in white lab coats frantically scrawling shitpost equations on a board; in the next room three people with goggles distil poasts into flasks. Each having worked 25 hours straight now; none on more than a PhD stipend
@faineg.bsky.social stares at an equation with total concentration. The room waits in rapt silence. “I got it!” They race to the board and scrawl a giant equals sign followed by a pair of big naturals.
I'm here a week now waiting for a discourse getting softer. Every minute I stay in this platform, I get weaker, and every minute GRU posts on X, he gets stronger.
Like as an example, I was doing vector type to make magazine headshots before Photoshop had vector type for a pharma ad agency…because someone had showed me a magazine and asked me if I could do it.
Not realizing it was actually a million dollar machine doing it elsewhere.
Haha! At Swiss Bank Corp we used Linux machines. So I had to have a power point & the ability to add images to documents made for me.
The traders wanted me to send a bunch of complimentary letters from major corps, but signed I P Freely & Amanda Hugginkiss, etc.
This joke went to Bern and back.
