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An ancient holy banger
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...Huh. You know, technically, I can think of at least three, I hope?
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And a Happy New Year. Here's to not cryin' over you for a good long time.
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also, that's what's going on my tombstone 👆
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Name one banker you've killed! (Stolen from boyfriend)
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There should be Dostoyevsky fortune cookies…
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Your mom is the only correct answer joking by the way
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wait till this guy actually reads the bible and discovers Mary Magdalene
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I’m sorry this is very funny to me Josie
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Just like, the swing and miss level here is unmatched
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I am sorry, the joke went over my head. I saw something "dumb" by a blue-check and missed the sarcasm.
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