Machu Pikacchu

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Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos.

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i fucking hate fake service dog handlers soooo much, leave your shitty dog at home. "but the ADA says" i know what the ADA says, and it says your dog has to be under your control at all times but okay

When I see people post shit like this I always wonder if they really believe this nonsense, or if it’s gotten to be like a mantra. I mean, does this person REALLY think healthcare is “eugenicist?” If so, why aren’t you out massacring CNAs and the like?

Too many of you have internalized Murc's Law. Knock it the fuck off and get to work.

Everything wrong with the political media and the idiot voters of this country, explained:

Le hon hon hon hon!

Currently scouring the French candidates for anyone center or left who is named anything that sounds like "Le Sword"

Today in History: In 1534, French explorer Jacques Cartier made the first European contact with native people in what is now Canada. Among the things he brought back were various animal pelts, some native carvings, a keg of maple syrup, two cases of Labatt's, and the word "eh."

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I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:

Oh boo. Got the ‘rona again. But thank god for vaccines, as this is no more annoying than a cold at this point. Oh, and fuck Donald Trump, RFK Jr, and every other anti-vaxxer right into the center of the Earth.

Today in History: In 1630, Swedish King Gustavus Adolphus and 4000 of his soldiers landed in Pomerania. They were nearly instantly rendered combat ineffective as they all laid down their weapons to play with tiny, floofy doggies.

Nope. Nuh-uh-uh-uhhhh, The Hill. Not today, Satan.

Time for the annual pilgrimage.

Can this maniac asshole just go broke already?

Me, biting into a piece of butter pecan toffee: Mmmmm. Fuck you, dentist.

FUCKIN' PICK ONE ALREADY I CAN'T STAND THIS SCHRODINGER SHIT

Enjoy some flowers, yo.

I say this all the time. The past only looks inevitable because it already happened. It didn't have to turn out this way at all! So stop whining about "livestreaming a genocide," get under that gear, get off your ass, and move out. We have much to do.

/5 So, in terrible circumstances, think what people before you have endured. Think about how you can support and defend folks less able than you to endure. And fight the bastards.

Deleted that Flynn thing. Should've run it down a bit better.

There is a certain subset of drivers--usually male, but not exclusively so--for whom nothing is so infuriating as you going the speed limit.

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Six people did the thing that is supposed to require 2/3 of both chambers of Congress and 3/4 of the states to do

Today in History: In 1776, fireworks manufacturers in China, facing a severe downturn in business, prayed and prayed that something would happen to save their industry.

“Nobody gets hurt if they don’t resist” is a) the biggest lie cops tell and b) an obvious threat. Fuck all these people into the ground.

Taraji P. Henson did a huge public service calling out Project 2025. Earlier today, Kevin Roberts, chair of Project 2025, threatened violence: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be." It's Christofascism. Make no mistake.

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

I never expected my country to have a “papers, please” requirement to check out a fuckin’ library book.

This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.

Mississippi is absolutely the worst place in this country, and it’s not even close. Anyone who can leave that shithole should do so today.

She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail. "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

She exposed how the nation's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.www.nbcnews.com "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

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if biden manages to win a second term, the whole party should freeze the fucking paper out at every level

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are negative integers whole numbers in the mirror universe

I know why the Dutch team gets abbreviated as "NED," but just once I want to see them all take the field dressed like Flanders.* *Stupid Sexy Flanders or Classic Ned, doesn't matter.

The next motherfucker that mentions "originalism" to me is getting their teeth kicked out of their head, crammed up their pee hole one by one, and then thrown down an elevator shaft. You know, like they deserve.

Just re-upping my suggestion that if you give people lifetime-tenure judge jobs, they probably shouldn't be allowed to rule on whether or not you are above the law.

Man, I'm glad I visited England last month. I couldn't go around mocking their stupid king with a straight face after yesterday.

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a thing i really sincerely believe is that both the center left and the left left have got to snap out of peacetime dilettantism and recognize that we are at war.