Katie Tightpussy: me: oh boy, fourth of july, time to go for a nice long bike ride! ken: hey i'm sick do you want to get sick too me, with a sore throat: what. why are you saying that. *cough* no

me: oh boy, fourth of july, time to go for a nice long bike ride! ken: hey i'm sick do you want to get sick too me, with a sore throat: what. why are you saying that. *cough* no

I sowwy :( didn't help you were also sharing my drinks sooo

i would've gotten i regardless i was already feeling bad by that point. i have been sleeping on and off today. just absolutely killing me i don't wanna do my shot

katie you have to. the supreme thursday injection gang relies on you

no i definitely need to do my shot but it's gonna fucking suck this week

praise grandfather nurgle, katie

NO I FEEL BAD

sorry about your viral and/or bacterial colonizers

reparations

should've known not to accept your blanket

On the fourth it’s really just karmic justice

But you don’t stink buddy I’m sorry you don’t feel well. Probably all those rusty blades and skin carvings rest well out super cultist racer

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOOSEN OH STINKY one!!!!! Grandfathers blessings

i know i need to take a shower don't remind me :(

NOOOO im so sorry!!! they call the brother who gets picked by Nurgle stinky you are not stinky!! I hope you feeling better champ

Yoooo, you’re sick too!?

It's going around over here too. Wet cough?

slightly wet cough. mostly muscle/joint aches and a killer headache

I’m sinus infection plus super sore and swollen throat

brutal

I thought it was just a sinus infection 😭

I have this very bad wet cough (took nyquil last night because I couldn't sleep, slept through, woke up with glue covering the entire inner surface of my lungs) but a negative covid test My wife has international travel for an FFS consult next week, we very much need to not be having covid :/

It’s rough 🫂

Yeah sounds right! Hope you feel better soon!!

Time to watch memiors of an invisible man - the other chevy chase movie. itll make you so miserable, you'll forget you are sick.

can't i sleep instead

Sure if you want to be smart and get healthy

You're going to want to sleep instead.

i am doing a lot of sleeping

That's good, it's better for recovery and you don't have to watch *that* movie.

Gee, I wonder who director John Carpenter is referring to here...

Also, there are way more Chevy Chase movies to make you sick than just one more. Check out Shelby! That one has Tom Arnold, Chevy, and a cute puppy... Voiced by Rob Schneider

Payback time for the princess bride??

THEY ALWAYS GET ME SICK

Togetherness 💕💕💕

they're working today anyways

Nooo! They should rest

they could be sleeping next to me :(

Exactly! I’m sure there is research about togetherness speeding up the healing process

They clearly undermined your zooming ambitions.

they hate me so much

I hope they recognize that this ISN'T your fault.

alas

Posting for clout again that you engaged in some sort of biological attack...

yall go get paxlovid

idk if i have covid. need to take a test

honestly given your symptoms and the fact that we’re in a surge it seems like a pretty safe bet. you should test, but the rapids aren’t very accurate rn, so if you can go to a clinic to get a PCR that’s probably better

ah damn it. blegh. i hate that googling covid symptoms 2024 doesn't even give useful results anymore. this doesn't feel like when i had covid but also it feels worse than a simple sickness

get some nasal rinses, if it’s covid it’ll help, if it’s a bad cold/some other cold-like illness it’ll help

also both of yall should be Staying Home and resting as much as humanly possible