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Jeremy Bearimy

@satyric.bsky.social

Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills and hyperfoci. Partner of @cynxyn. Seeking new work.
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Congrats to other country’s liberal coalitions for ever being able to get their shit in gear tell us what that’s like
Breaking news: The first projections after polls closed in France’s legislative election put a leftist alliance in the lead, as the populist, anti-immigration far right falls behind and performs far below expectations.
France election live updates: Left-wing bloc leads in results projectionswww.washingtonpost.com The populist, anti-immigration National Rally party had been hoping to install France’s first far-right government since World War II, with 28-year-old Jordan Bardella as prime minister.
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I wonder if the right keep claiming that scientists are making up climate change to somehow make money because they’re used to listening to economists?
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I hope this email finds you because we don’t know where you are and we are worried, please come home
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Republicans: “we don’t want to do that stuff!” Potential voter: you don’t? (suspicious) Other potential voter: you don’t?? (angry)
Things seem bleak but it’s probably a bad sign for Republicans that people have started mentioning their actual goals and political blueprint and their response is “how fucking dare you??”
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I think this summed that point up quite well. x.com/drvolts/stat...
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A friend asked me for tips on finding your crowd here. I've been lucky in finding cool folks I know from elsewhere & new folks, but it does take a little investigating and work :) So here are a few tips if you're new and wondering where to start (not comprehensive!) Thanks @kateburgener.bsky.social
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"coronavirus is “like throwing a bomb in your body,” said Dr. Ken Cadwell, a professor of medicine at the University of Pennsylvania who studies how Covid affects the gut. “You’re going to feel that in multiple different organs, not just the lungs.”" (Gift link)
This May Be the Most Overlooked Covid Symptomwww.nytimes.com Gastrointestinal issues are a common but often unrecognized sign of infection.
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Don’t think Sonic really understands how boba works. Added little orange vanilla boba to my limeaid, and ended up with a cup of tiny crunchy ice with orange boba randomly scattered in it I have zero complaints
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I’ve never fully understood what’s considered “too far left” in the US. Not being racist? Not being transphobic or homophobic? Not viewing Christianity as central and believing in separation of church and state? Thinking everyone deserves housing and healthcare? Abortion as a right?
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And now France! Is this the year we crush Reaganism and its Libertarian Heritage Foundation fucks for a few generations?
I am enjoying this week a lot.
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fav film that never had a sequel?
fav film that never had a sequel? that's easy
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There’s a general European term: they don’t say “punchable face” they say “farage” and I think that’s beautiful
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the inside out characters in my head (sorry about the clutter)
the inside out characters inside our head
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Americans always wanna blow shit up but never provide any aftercare
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i refuse to believe that americans who watched the debate think that biden’s first 15 minutes are somehow stronger evidence of old age decline than falling asleep, *in public*, DURING YOUR OWN FUCKING CRIMINAL TRIAL, *IN COURT IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE AND JURY*, but, you know, i’m not a columnist.
Trump’s public schedule showed that on most days, he worked (“worked”), like three hours a day. And this isn’t even a “Biden can’t work late at night” issue. It’s a Biden is pulling back on SCHEDULED EVENTS that start after 8pm, which is actually a good idea for most people.
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Reminder that the Heritage Foundation publicly published their plan to invade and establish permanent bases in the Middle East on any pretext, before 9/11.
I am glad this piece about the Heritage Foundation threatening civil war if the left doesn’t accept a monarchy came out in the WaPo. More like this, please.
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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
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one of the most cowardly arguments i keep seeing from columnists is that nothing breaks through with trump supporters, so it’s a waste of time reporting on what he believes. this should be seen as a critically damning failure on behalf of the fourth estate. this means you failed. it’s not a pass.
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2 of the top 3 candidates for the US presidency have shown a repeated willingness to believe any conspiracy dangled in front of them like a set of keys, including wildly anti-american ones, which are straightforward cognitive deficiencies for what we should demand in a president. neither are biden.
i mean, he means he won’t take sides on the “theory” of whether the US government did 9/11 or not, but that doesn’t make this any less insane
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for a minute I had that look on my face that my friend had when they said “firefly season one was so good! can I borrow season two?” and I had a legit “oh, honey” moment going to start calling this very specific feeling “jossapointment”
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the kitten has figured out that if she licks my bicep at 4am i’ll move out of her way and she can flop in the warm spot on the bed up against me and this will not be good for my sleep patterns
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it has been over 100F for the last six days it hasn’t rained in a good while fireworks are illegal inside our city limits and you people are stressing the hell out of my cat go watch the city display over the lake and knock it off
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the people out by our complex’s pool are blasting yacht rock and now I kind of wish they were just setting off explosions instead because those wouldn’t get Christopher Cross stuck in my head
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Netflix announced the cast for Sandman series two this week, it's the one with the very strongly pro trans rights storyline with a very prominent trans actor cast I'm sure that's also a complete coincidence in timing
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reskeet with a tweet you think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about so many bandit bangers but this one is number one in our head we think about it basically daily for the last 12 years
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“Wait to learn more” is not picking sides. It’s not believing or disbelieving one party over another. It’s recognizing that a major source of information is sketchy af and we need more information.
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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out
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I really want a source on it that isn’t a site run by TERFs. It’s not that they’re automatically wrong about EVERYTHING, but…well…I admit I have a hard time extending their reporting the benefit of the doubt that I usually would.